Taylor Lautner: Not Barely Legal

Nov 19, 2009 at 6:30am

Poor Taylor Lautner. Seems like a good kid. Fame has yet to go to the head of this relatively shy Twilight star. So why are the women of America badgering the 17-year-old boy to take his clothes off?

First, wholesome toy producer Mattel releases its topless teen “Jacob Black Doll,” then, at the New Moon premiere, Access Hollywood‘s Shaun Robinson plays the part of the tipsy aunt at the bachelorette party, yelling, “Strip!  Strip!  Strip!” as she pesters Lautner to go full frontal with his teen abs. It was so inappropriate as to make Calvin Klein blush.

Can one even imagine a male reporter asking a teen starlet to lift her dress to flash her hot gams? Okay, maybe Ryan Seacrest, but just to garner leg-shaving tips. Still, the double-standard meter is off the charts with the cougars on the body hunt for this wolf pup.

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