Taylor Lautner’s Abs to Take on the Mexican Drug Cartel
Prepare yourselves, people; Taylor Lautner’s Rippling Abs of Justice will soon be restoring order to South of the Border!
According to the Hollywood Reporter, the New Moon beefcake has signed on to star in Summit Entertainment’s upcoming action-romance flick Cancun. Lautner will play a rebellious college student who takes a vacation to the Mexican resort city with a girl, only to have his heroic mettle tested when—duhn-duhn-duhn!—his travel companion and her friends are kidnapped by a drug cartel, forcing Lautner’s character to save them.
The film, which will be the first project for the production company that Taylor recently set up with his father, Dan Lautner, is being used to showcase the martial-arts skills that T-Laut so so comically demonstrated during his recent hosting stint on Saturday Night Live.
No further plot details were released, but we’re betting that Lautner saves the day by taking off his shirt and dazzling the drug-slinging baddies into submission with his magnificent six-pack.
Hey, do you think you could resist that kind of offensive? Yeah, we didn’t think so.
i’m proud of taylor launter..i don’y know him in person but i’m proud of him..i bet we’ll keep on hearing about him in years to come…keep up the good work taylor!!!…P/S..it’s also a good thing that he is EXTREMELY handsome and has a body of a greek god!!!
I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE IF ITS TRUE
I hooooope they shoot it here in Mexico, I’ll be able to go to Cancun and watch hi faboosh 6 pack!!!!
hey whast up how are u ding
do you know when they’ll start filiming the movie in cancun???
more movies with shirtless taylor..yumm
* Omg, im proud of him, too….I could cry, i’m so happy for his sweet self!! I live in Arizona, maybe I should take a little Vacation closer to my brown friends!! SOUTH SIDERZ throw it up…* =D anyways good for Taylor, keep up the good work.
* I’m Black by the way, don’t think i’m Mexican just because of my comment above!! sydsouth OUT y’all…* =}
LMAO!!! i hope they get caught in the middle of a nice showdown between LOS ZETAS and some contras or the military, i’m pretty sure pretty boy was going to get a violent diarrhea that would last a whole week.
I looove Taylor Lautner! He’s totally gonna break up with Taylor Swift and marry me :)
this movie sounds super good!! cant wait for it to come out ill probably buy it when it comes out on dvd
Uh, Taylor in Cancun playing a college student? That’s less believable than Megan Fox being nominated for an Oscar for Transformers 2. I love Taylor though, but no, just no.
I didn’t even read it all because half way through I realized something…I don’t care
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