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Taylor Swift: Not the Brightest Patriot Ever

by Celebuzz on Jul. 4, 2009 11:30 AM / 12 Comments

For Taylor Swift, the Fourth of July brings back painful memories. But that's only because she can't seem to learn from her own mistakes.

The Fearless singer writes on her MySpace blog, "I love Sparklers. They're sparkly. I love sparkly things. And glitter. Anyway, story time: When I was younger, I was always that little kid who would run around picking up used sparklers off the ground and I would inevitably pick up the SCALDING HOT BURNING end that was still smoldering. Then cue the screaming bloody murder in front of everyone and running into the house to ice your hand. All the adults are shaking their heads because they saw you do the same thing last year. Gotta love humiliating childhood memories. Wish me luck this year. I think I'm gonna wear gloves."

Well, at least she's starting to learn, anyway.

Tell us in the comments section: Do you think Taylor should use gloves or oven mitts when she picks up used sparklers this year?

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dundies 4 mos ago
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no, she shouldnt wear the gloves. she should just write a song about it
lala 4 mos ago
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dundies said:
no, she shouldnt wear the gloves. she should just write a song about it

hahahahhaha thats funny xd
TheVoice 4 mos ago
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Maybe she should use a hundred dollar bill from one the piles of money she has strewn about her mansion.
Hanna Hanafiah 4 mos ago
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lala said:

hahahahhaha thats funny xd

I know, isnt it? But she does right songs about a lot of things and everything. So yeah, its true! (:
ilovetswiftbuthatehertoo 4 mos ago
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she should write a song about sucking at singing live
ya right stud 4 mos ago
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You're right. She sucks at singing live. When I hear that goofy, immature voice it reminds me of a high school talent(less) contest.

Taylor Swift is the the reason I no longer listen to country radio.
ilovetaylorrr 4 mos ago
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TAYLOR SWIFT IS AMAZING. EVERYONE OF YOU ARE JEALOUS.

I love Taylor
yosafbridge 4 mos ago
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to ya right stud:

guess country radio doesn't need you then. What a whiner!
lily 4 mos ago
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yeah i gotta agree. i liked her until i heard her sing live. watching her on the cmt awards made me cringe.
joejonaslubbr 3 mos ago
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ilovetswiftbuthatehertoo said:
she should write a song about sucking at singing live

yupp she sucks at singing live
gotta agree with u on that