Teri Hatcher’s Sexy Advice for Her 10-Year-Old
Sep 8, 2008 at 3:29pm
According to People, Teri Hatcher is dispensing some invaluable advice to her 10-year-old daughter Emerson: “Have great sex [and] eat the chocolate.”
That’s right, kiddo—forget all that book-cracking they’re trying to teach you at school! Teri also warns against eating after 7 p.m. What happens after 7? Sex?
More of the Desperate Housewives actress’ words of wisdom can be found in the column Hatcher’s penning for British Glamour‘s October issue. Other tips for the next generation:
- “Don’t sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss.”
- “Life’s too short to stress; you’ll be able to get past anything difficult; the sun will rise tomorrow; you are beautiful; you are lovable.”
Avoiding sitting on toilet seats shoud be easy enough to follow. But what about watching out for keeping an eye out for cougars?
The best advice any young girl could ever receive is: age gracefully. That must have been the next thing Teri Hatcher planned to say to her daughter.
If she could turn back the clock about a decade, Teri Hatcher would look just like a girl I broke up with because she was always introducing her daughter as her sister. I started to suspect that the daughter was the sister as well. Which made it creepy when Teri would call me daddy.
If her daughter looks anything like Teri then the best advice would be to wear a paper bag over her head.
teri doesn’t eat chocolate.
odd. very, very odd.
Listen, ya’ll don’t make fun of Teri. She spells her name the same way as another Teri I know, although, she ain’t as fine as this pretty little lady. Wait? What is this article about again? I’m just lookin’ a pictures.
She’s just jumping on the Sarah Palin bandwagon and endorsing underage sexuality.
Who uses condoms anymore? Wait, is this the right post? I though this was the Paris one. We know she’s not a safety gal!
I just like Trei coz shez playful like me