How It Plays Out:
With father Bruce undergoing his sixth voluntary colonoscopy of the year, and Rob unable to form a fist for fear of ruining his manicure, there’s nobody left to protect the house from the intrusion of the Fantastic-Sam’s-gone-horribly-wrong-hair-cut known as Scott Disick, who invades the Jenner-Kardashian home during the family holiday dinner. Baby-mama-drama will be short lived as Kim and Khloe each grab a turkey drumstick and simultaneously whack Disick across the chops, sending the snowboarder hard to the floor. The body will never be found.

Signature Dish: Little Apple Tarts