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Is This Girl the Long-Lost Lohan?

by celebuzz on Jul. 1, 2008 10:44 AM / 1 Comment
Is This Girl the Long-Lost Lohan?
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There is always more drama to be wrung out of the Lohan clan.

In Touch Weekly reports that Lindsay and Ali Lohan may have a 13-year-old half-sister, the result of a fling that papa Michael Lohan had during a split with mama Dina in the 1990s.

The girl's mother, Kristi Kaufmann, says that her daughter Ashley "has Lindsay’s freckles. She even has that scratchy Lindsay voice" and that "Michael told Ashley that Lindsay was her sister many years ago."

Despite an earlier admission of Ashley's existence, Michael is hedging his bets. "I don't know how I could be [Ashley's father]," he told the magazine. "The math doesn’t add up."

Well, Michael, you're a little old to be having this talk now, but when a man and a woman love each other, or at least are fooling around with each other during a marital separation...

Meanwhile, the New York Post says that Michael is none too thrilled that Kaufmann went to the media with the alleged bastard.

"Even if the test is positive," vows Lohan, "I have nothing to say to her because of the way she handled this."

Imagine the nerve—thrusting one's family affairs into the media spotlight! Shame on you, lady!

Paternity test results are expected in two weeks. In the meantime, Lindsay is said to be open to the prospect of a new half-sibling (she could always use a fresh party buddy), and Dina is "putting on a brave face," according to an anonymous friend.

Which is an improvement over the look of cold calculation that she usually wears.

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“Poor little girl. Thrust into the hellish netherworld of having loudmouthed attention freak Michael Lohan as your dad and that freckled mess Lindsay Lohan as big sis. Plus, you know that if she is his daughter, he's totally going to go for broke and sign her to a reality show with his retarded ass.

Michael Lohan says that he took a DNA test yesterday to find out if Ashley Kauffman is his kid or not. Cody Lohan needs to kick his soccer ball at his dumb ass of a father's head.

"It was a swab, a paternity test. If the test is found to be negative she's [Montana massage therapist Kristi Kauffman] gonna be sued for libel and defamation," he said.

This loudmouth Jackass reportedly hooked up with the Montana massage therapist while he was on a break from Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina. Where's Dina's press conference? I've been waiting for that one. Dina will probably welcome little Ashley into their Long Island mansion so she can make money off her before Michael does. Plus, if she sings better than Ali, their might be a certain younger Lohan daughter forced out into the streets.

Lohan says that Kauffman contacted him while he was in jail in 2005, after a paternity test revealed that Ashley's dad wasn't who she thought it was. They reportedly met years ago, in 1982.

This new babymama went to OK! with her story and Lohan finds her to be repulsive. Why, because she hit the tabs before you could, sucka?

"She said she wants her daughter to have a relationship with my kids - especially Lindsay and Ali - and that's pretty sick. I will never force my children to meet with Ashley," he says.

Unless he can cut some kind of reunion special deal with one of the networks.”
Socialite Life
“Lindsay Lohan's dad has been called a liar for denying he's the father of a lovechild by a woman he allegedly had an affair with during a time when he and his ex-wife Dina Lohan had separated. Kristi Kaufmann claims they had a year-long affair which resulted in her 13-year-old daughter Ashley.

Michael has admitted to the affair, but has instructed lawyers to find out the truth regarding the child's paternity.

Kaufmann revealed she had a paternity test done in 2005 to prove her ex-husband was not the father and she was right. She said:

"The only other person I had slept with was Michael. My daughter has a right to know who her father is - and it's Michael. He met me in Houston and we met again in New York. I just want to make sure the truth comes out. Michael is already out there spreading lies."


Lohan told Extra,

"My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner."


Isn't there a more appropriate place to find out the results of the paternity test like the Jerry Springer Show?

Maybe Kaufmann and her daughter will end up with a reality TV show too.”
Gabby Babble
“This is probably some bullshit story Michael Lohan concocted to score some of that sweet, sweet notoriety he craves so much. Whore. OK! is reporting that Lindsay's irritating father has a secret lovechild as a result of an extramarital affair.

"Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child," he said.

Lohan reportedly cheated on ex-wife Dina Lohan with some trick who later told him he had a daughter. The girl, now 13, is aware of her semi-famous Dad. He even sent her a photograph from when he was in prison that was signed "Love, Daddy."

Lohan, who was divorced from Dina in 2007, has allegedly acknowledged his secret daughter to others in letters.

In one, he reportedly described his secret shame as "beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not." The poor girl's probably already in a pair of dirty leggings.

The mom is said to be ready to get this shizz out in the open, because she wants to get paid. Good luck with that. I'm guessing Lindsay isn't going to be in the mood for a loan when she hears this bullshit.

"It's time for Michael to take responsibility," the mother has said. Someone's overestimating the dude's financial situation.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos.”
Socialite Life
“Lindsay Lohan might have a sister she never knew about it. Her father Michael Lohan reveals that he had a brief relationship with a woman while he was separated from Dina. Recently, the woman wrote him a letter that claims he's the father of her child who's now 13. While most respectable men like myself would've hightailed it to the Yukon, Michael is embracing the notion of a new daughter. And most likely planning his own reality show: "Thank God I Didn't Wear a Condom Idol." OK! Magazine reports:

In a statement to OK!, Michael says, "Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."
In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl's mother where he says that his secret daughter "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not." He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed "Love Daddy."

Nice, except the AP reports Michael hasn't even gotten a paternity test yet, but he felt the need to write "Love Daddy" from prison. That's not gonna fuck a kid up. Then again, look who I'm talking about. This guy's not really batting a thousand in the fathering department, so we should be happy he hasn't asked how she's "developing" - using a scale from one to Lindsay.”
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  • buzzbuddy 1 yr 4 mos ago
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    I don't believe it for a second! She doesn't resemble Lindsay at all.

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