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Three Beers for Jessica Simpson!

by Celebuzz on Aug. 20, 2008 02:10 PM / Leave a Comment
Three Beers for Jessica Simpson!
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The Dallas-based Stampede Brewing Company has unveiled meat-lovin' Jessica Simpson as the face of its new ad campaign for Stampede Light Plus.

Well, she probably needed something to do since her country music career done slid off the barnyard roof and into the swamp over yonder, y'all!

"As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people," says a statement apparently from Simpson.

Doesn't it seem like Jessica would need to look up half those words in a dictionary?

Stampede president Lawrence Schwartz adds, "Jessica is America's sweetheart and an internationally known entertainer who takes care of herself. You can see it in her smile, her skin, her confidence and her obvious physical fitness."

And nothing goes together better than physical fitness and beer.

Quotables /
“The ads reads, as if Jessica is saying it, “I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That’s why I made the smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede Light, it’s beer plus.””
Just Jared
“Apparently, it's the healthy beer for go-getters who hate elevators but love recycling - which I always thought was illegal in Texas. Who knew?”
The Superficial
“The only way I’m buying beer that has anything to do with Jessica Simpson is if it came out of her breasts. Now those are some kegs I’d love to tap.”
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