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So, Three Celebrities Walk into a Kabbalah Center...

by celebuzz on Jun. 4, 2008 12:49 PM / 6 Comments
So, Three Celebrities Walk into a Kabbalah Center...
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Who says show business is full of godless, hedonistic types?

Madonna, director husband Guy Ritchie and Gwyneth Paltrow (who seems to be Madge's BFF lately) were spotted ducking into the Kabbalah Center in London on Monday night, no doubt for an evening of soul-enriching reflection and smug superiority.

The spiritual seekers were quite the well-dressed trio. Guy looked dashing in a pinstripe suit, while the missus augmented her red-string bracelet with a skull-and-crossbones wrist accessory. If that seems an odd choice to attend a place of worship, at least it drew attention away from the vial of squirrel's blood she was presumably wearing around her neck.

Not to be outdone, Paltrow was her usual radiant self—and by radiant, we of course mean so blindingly pale passing motorists were flashing their high beams in annoyance.

Have fun, gang! Say hello to Xenu!

Oh, wait, wrong trendy celebrity religion...

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“Unlike Michael Stipe of R.E.M., the Kabbalah gang of London are gaining their religion, not losing it.

Madonna, trusty sidekick hubby Guy Ritchie and Gwyneth Paltrow were spotted hustling over to the Kabbalah Center on Monday night.

Madonna and Guy later split off after a couple of hours of presumable worship to catch dinner at Locanda Locatelli. How very trendy-religious!

You know what they say: The couple who wears ultra-thin, red string bracelets together, stays together.”
“Seriously, where's her walker and her Life Alert pendant? And leggings? F*ck, talk about handicapping yourself. Gwyneth Paltrow: Making London Frumpier Since 2003.

Here's Gwyn joining workout buddy/succubus Madonna and Madonna's Kabbalah water bottle carrier Guy Ritchie for some Jewish mysticism in Mayfair last night.

Madonna recruited Paltrow into the ancient Jewish religion, but Gwyn only considers herself a Kabbalah "dabbler," as opposed to Madonna, who renamed herself Esther she's so into it.

The trio then hit Madonna's favorite restaurant, Locanda Locatelli. Madonna eats? I mean, eats something besides eternal souls? Madge and Gwyn have been working out together a lot recently and dining at Nobu. They have eternal souls on the menu, too? Well, a lot of rich people dine there, so probably.”
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