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Tila Tequila Gets the Gays Married

by celebuzz on Jun. 13, 2008 07:53 AM / 8 Comments

She should ride at the front of the pride parades for her significant contributions to gay-rights history. A Shot at Love star Tila Tequila told Us magazine she feels her reality show is one of the reasons California dropped its ban on gay marriage.

Her MTV show features half straight men and half gay women (but all trashy) competing to earn the love of the diminutive, allegedly bisexual onetime MySpace phenom.

Yes, both sexes go on cable TV to fame-whore and compete to bed a woman named Tequila. Have you ever heard of a more eloquent plea for equal rights? No wonder the California legislature took notice. Thank you, Tila! You're truly a pioneer!

"It is because of me—I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement," she said at the Love Guru premiere on Wednesday.

"Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive," she said. "Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

Yep, all of America tuned in and realized they needed to get into gay and bisexual love. Like kayaking or scrapbooking.

Everyone needs a hobby.

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“Tila Tequila's marketing bra was on overdrive during the MTV Movie Awards this weekend. One of the main criticisms of her show "A Shot at Love" was that, hey, guess what, Tila's not really a bisexual.

With her second season in progress, she's working her face off to trick people into believing she swings both ways. At the Movie Awards Tila offered up her advice to lesbian couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, according to "Us Magazine":

"I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine," she told Usmagazine.com at the MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, CA Sunday.

Her advice for the clandestine couple?

"Just go all out with it!" she said. "If you’re going to do something, do it all out."

And if that wasn't enough. Tila then did a leprechaun bounce over to the Extra reporters and professed her love for Christina Ricci:

"I love Christina Ricci," she reveals to Extra. "She’s really hot and I think she looks kind of odd like me…I fell in love with her when I saw Black Snake Moon. She was naked in that one. I kind of drooled over her naked scenes…"

You know who drools over Christina Ricci? Non-bisexuals. Holy crap, I rest my case. Once again, another decisive battle in the age-old struggle of science versus crazy non-lesbian elf stripper. Onward to victory!”

The Superficial

“Hi, Everyone!

I have some really exciting news! I just currently got a book deal and I have decided to take advantage of this moment to dedicate my new book entitled, "HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA" to all of my fans out there!

In this book I will give advice on love, relationships, sex, and how to make your dreams turn into reality....just like I did! I want to be able to help people and give some advice on my own personal experiences that will somehow end up helping others along the way!

So since my book will be dedicated to all of my fans, here is how I want you to get involved: Just write me a question that you have about anything! Ask me about love, sex, relationships, family, career, etc....anything you would like to ask me because now I will be able to answer you! You can also share with me some of your stories in life or your own personal experiences! I love to connect to my fans and I want to continue connecting with you all!”

Tila Tequila

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neverneverland 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i doubt 1/3 of us have even heard of you, tila. so shut the hell up.
drama4mama 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Who's Tila Tequila?
pictureperfect 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Actually, the movement against the gay marriage ban has slowly been increasing for years and years, but its due to people like Tila that pushed them over the edge. Nobody wants to hear her complain about how she has too many straight men and lesbians to choose from anymore.
missamericandream 1 yr 5 mos ago
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is she serious?
notobsessed 1 yr 5 mos ago
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"everyone is really into this stuff"

i dont know anyone who's been watching this stupid show. who is she kidding
lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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she's a perfect argument for allowing ANYONE to get married. she probably thinks monogamy is a board game.
lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i'm sorry...a drinking game.
hwoodhills 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Get off her back! Everyone knows her statements are true!

STOP HARSHING ON THE T!

MTv doesn't get NEARLY enough credit for all the positive sociological things their shows have do-

Oh, sorry.

It's the crack talking.

GOTTA get off the goddamned pipe.