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Tila Tequila's 'Shot at Love' Fires Blanks

by celebuzz on Jul. 2, 2008 11:51 AM / 4 Comments
Tila Tequila's 'Shot at Love' Fires Blanks
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The contestants on Tila Tequila's MTV reality dating series A Shot at Love survived her second season of catfights and sexy challenges until, big surprise, the teensy vixen whittled it down to one finalist of each gender.

Totally unscripted.

Appetites were whetted when the MySpace pinup selected bi-curious Kristy over the male finalist, Bo—and then things went awry.

In a tearful confession, Kristy admitted she wasn't ready for a full-fledged committed lesbian relationship. Ha! Little did she know, neither is Tila.

It all ended in a pile of mascara, tears and hair extensions, as Tequila found herself "humiliated" by Kristy's diss.

Sounds like the taste of Tila's cherry ChapStick wasn't quite enough.

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“On the second season of Tila Tequila's bisexual fuck fest, er...I mean search for true love, the pocket-sized MySpace hoochie found herself on the short end of the stick at final eliminations.

The last two contestants on A Shot At Love represented for both genders (hmm, that's convenient and probably not at all staged) but Tila gets shafted when Kristy realizes that her price to be gay for pay is higher than she realized and she tells Tila "I'm not ready for this" after Tequila picks her as her "true love." And after all the efforts Tila's made for gay rights...

Damn. Looks like Tila should have gone with the Night at the Roxbury version of C. Thomas Howell A/K/A Bo.”
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“I know some of you find Tila Tequila weird-looking, but in my books there’s nothing weird about her awesome cleavage or her sweet legs.

They look perfectly normal to me and I wouldn’t mind getting a shot at opening up that little package, because I’m pretty sure it’s a gift that keeps on giving long time.”
“Wattttuppppp Everyone!

Gosh, I just got back from Sweden and now I am flying to NYC tomorrow because I will be on TRL! YEAAAAAAAH! Ok so if you're in NYC you should totally come and visit me when I am at MTV studio's!”
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Tell Us / Is Tila Tequila really heartbroken, or just embarrassed?
Is Tila Tequila really heartbroken, or just embarrassed?
Nobody likes getting dumped on national television. Did Tila have her heart set on love, or was she just shocked to be getting dumped on her own reality show?
Posted 1 yr 4 mos ago / 168 responses / 1 comment
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