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Tipsy Naomi Campbell Has Trust Issues

by celebuzz on Jun. 11, 2008 05:40 PM / 6 Comments
Tipsy Naomi Campbell Has Trust Issues
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UPDATE: It was all a GAME! Got that, folks—she was just fooling. In response to photos that whipped around the Web showing Naomi Campbell pretty much passing out in the street, her agent now says, "It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend's arms."

The beleaguered supermodel is due for sentencing on her Heathrow Airport incident on June 20, and falling down drunk sure wouldn't go over well with the magistrates. Good thing the matter's all been cleared up...eh?

Quick-fisted supermodel Naomi Campbell's reputation of losing her temper and lashing out physically at those around her is legendary. Refreshing, then, that new pictures of her with her boyfriend Marcus Elias have popped up, proving to the world that a tipsy Naomi is a submissive Naomi.

Maybe things wouldn't have gone awry during her Heathrow Airport incident if they served drinks on the plane and in security.

Campbell recently underwent surgery reportedly in order to bear children. The long-limbed Brit said, "Now I can have a child. I would like one. I'm even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready."

Why not? She'd probably be an award-winning parent, based on the criteria for what constitutes a "good" celebrity mom. Click into the gallery at right to see Naomi's excellent adventures...

Quotables /
“Dude, is that adult contemporary icon Kenny G holding her up? Holy shit, I think it is. It’s weird to see him outside his natural habitat of an elevator or dentist’s office. I know Kenny’s probably not the type of guy to take advantage of this type of situation — but if he is — I’ve found the “Come here often?” line sometimes* works on chicks collapsed in a heap on the sidewalk.

*always if you can carry 130 pounds of dead weight to your trunk**

**tip: use the fireman’s carry”
Celebslam
“See this blur? It's the picture of a woman who is itching to be a mother. I can't tell if she's just dancing, passing out, or trying to conceive right there on the street.

You might remember that Naomi recently underwent surgery so that she can now have children. I can only imagine what kind of "surgery" that was. You know she had a black market uterus installed--one that doesn't have teeth.”
Socialite Life
“MODEL DOWN! MODEL DOWN! ATTENTION: A wobbly super model has collapsed in the parking lot, will someone please scoop her up immediately!”
“Someone better court-order some birth control in her arm, STAT. She's saying she thinks having a child would calm her ass down. A lobotomy would be cheaper and there would less lives destroyed!”
Socialite Life
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  • mcdreamyisme 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    her kid would die before it turned 1 month old

  • dancingqueen 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    i love how everyone is just standing around laughing in those pictures when that poor lady is trying to hold her up by herself

  • moonshine 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    She doesn't look submissive to me.... she looks like she's about to chuck that clutch in her hand

  • neverneverland 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    there's a surgery to be able to have babies? then wouldn't all infertile woman be having this surgery?

  • mraniston 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    these pictures are classic

  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    It would be so sweet to see Naomi teaching her little kid how to beat the hell out the help with a cell phone.

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