Apparently, the producers of The Today Show learned nothing from Fergie‘s bump-and-grind, fake-fellating inappropriateness on their stage some months back.

Or maybe they did.

The show continued its popular Summer Concert Series Friday, with a triple bill featuring Katy Perry, Jesse McCartney and the Pussycat Dolls.

That’s Katy Perry, who can’t stop going on and on about her same-sex leanings.

And Jesse McCartney, whose sheets-mussing video for “Leavin’” looks like a late-night Cinemax offering.

And the Pussycat Dolls, who…well, there’s really no explanation necessary on that front.

But why Katy was dressed like a giant freakin’ watermelon?

Maybe her hyper-religious parents should try praying that she develops a better fashion sense.