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Tom Arnold Admires Kristen Bell's Body of Work

by Celebuzz on Aug. 19, 2008 02:10 PM / 1 Comment

Here's Heroes actress Kristen Bell and her dude, airport crazy Dax Shepard, making out on the beach in Malibu.

Uh, why is Tom Arnold right next to them?

Dax, isn't it a little creepy when you're having romantic beach time with your drunken lady and Roseanne's ex-husband is watching you and looking like every perv that ever stalked the Little League Field?

Dax was probably more focused on spraying Kristen down with SPF.

With skin that alabaster, she'll look like a lobster if she ventures into the sun without protection. And her man is obviously not being as vigilant as he might.

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“Here's Kristen Bell allowing Dax Shepard to slather her bikini body with suntan lotion. Yeah, it's only spray-on lotion, but I'm pretty sure this is conclusive evidence that either God doesn't exist or is drunk again. Dax Shepard gets to nail Kristen Bell: HA! Good one, big guy. But, seriously, I'm gonna need those keys...”

The Superficial

“Here’s Kristen Bell at Malibu beach with her boyfriend Dax Shepard. Kristen gets the award for Summer’s Whitest Ass In A Bikini. It’s so white it’s blinding. Not only is her ass blinding, her boyfriends ugly mug is blinding too. Now I don’t want to sound like some jealous loser blogger who sits behind a computer screen all day and makes fun of celebrities but Dax isn’t a celebrity. He’s just lucky enough to be banging one! Poor Kristin.”

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hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 3 mos ago
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I don't think this has anything specifically to do with Kristen Bell, this is probably how Tom Arnold spends every day of his life.