Tony Parker Enables Shopaholic Eva Longoria
Sep 10, 2008 at 8:09am
Tony Parker is the most patient husband on Earth. On yet another shopping outing, the San Antonio Spurs point guard was caught once again playing the position of wife Eva Longoria‘s purse boy.
With all those baby rumors flying around, maybe shopping is Eva’s pregnancy workout?
Perhaps all these shopping trips are for their growing family. Then again, those shoes look a little bigger than booties.
Walking Eva to the boutiques must be a chore for Tony, but it could be worse. He could be taking her to—and consoling her after—the salon.





















Eva: Yes, do you have this in a first trimester size?
Saleswoman: Why, yes, we do. We even have a size that covers up horrible Mom haircuts.
Eva: Oh, what are you saying?
Saleswoman: Did I say horrible Mom haircuts? I meant, horrible Mom jeans! Ha ha!
Eva: What do you mean, horrible Mom jeans?
Saleswoman: Oh, what? Ha! I was saying, aren’t the Spurs a wonderful basketball team?
Eva: Look bitch, I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but that’s MY man! And he’s tall and a basketball player, and he speaks French!
Saleswoman: I know, trust me, I’m not a desperate housewife. I didn’t mean anything by that.
Eva: What? Did you just call me a desperate housewife?
Saleswoman: Uh, no. Er. Yes. Um…. I like your sunglasses?
Eva: Oh! Thanks, they’re Chanel! Which is French, by the way. Just like my husband! And we like to have sex ALL the TIME! Which is why I may or may not be pregnant! Tony!! Why aren’t you LOOKING at ME!??
That was great…….hahahhahahhaa