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Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Doing the Breakup Dance

by celebuzz on May. 15, 2008 01:39 PM / 1 Comment
Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Doing the Breakup Dance
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It's Breakup Watch 2008 here at CELEBUZZ. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson's relationship is heaving its last dying breaths before going the way of Eight Belles. Witnesses claim that Romo was heard telling friends he was single and ready to mingle while partying solo in Chicago at the same time that Jess was drinking her assistant under the table in Los Angeles.

Jessica's rep told E! News, "I spoke to Jess yesterday and the day before. They are still together." Reportedly, the Dallas Cowboy will be the buxom blonde's date to her sister's wedding this weekend. However, the Dallas Morning News says that the couple have, in fact, pulled the plug.

All that can be said with certainty is that if Jess has already sent in her RSVP with Tony listed as her plus one,  they'll at least let this thing play out through the weekend. If not, he'll have to face her sister Ashlee somewhere down the line.

Not wanting to tell the bride that there's an extra plate unaccounted for will keep these two together at least until the end of the chicken dance at the reception.

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“Her rep denies it, but for about two days now the rumor has been that Jessica Simpson has broken up with Tony Romo. Us magazine is the latest to say they’ve split, and then they pile on by saying she’s still hung up on John Mayer, so much so that Jess got drunk off her ass when she saw the pictures of Mayer with Jennifer Aniston.

This is good news, since it opens the window for me to finally be with my beloved Jessica. Tony is a dork. She deserves a handsome stud like me. To learn more about my exciting adventures of passion and karate, check out this months issue of Fantastic Handsome Lover magazine.”
“Along with a group of his college buddies, Tony Romo spent a wild, drunken weekend in Chicago, leading to rumors that he split with girlfriend Jessica Simpson. Romo’s friend told the website “These Boots Are Made For Stalking”:

“[Jessica and Tony are] broken up. He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much.”

A source who saw Romo and his friends in the VIP section at Manor nightclub Saturday night added:

“He was surrounded by girls. We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his table. [Tony] zeroed in on one blonde all night. That blonde wasn’t Jessica Simpson.” (Source)

It sounds like Tony’s not taking the split too badly. Nights filled with booze, hotties, and VIP rooms tend to help guys get over their past relationships. Women on the other hand “heal” a little differently: with ice cream, sobbing, and regretful one-night stands . . . See: Aniston, Jennifer.”
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“Tony Romo went buck wild this weekend in Chicago and reports are coming in that he decided to get plastered and break up with Jessica Simpson - without telling her. The Superficial received an e-mail from an anonymous source and offers some more dirt on his night out. Here's the exclusive details:

Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over. They are taking a "break." He could never see himself being serious and marrying this girl.

Not to be content with just one exclusive, here's my exclusive letter to Jessica Simpson where I try to touch her exclusive boobs:

Dear Sweet Jessica,

I, too, suck in the sack. I mean, I'm freaking terrible. I've got references if you need them, so call me up and we'll get down with some mediocre rebounding.
My number is 1-800-I-SWEAR-THIS-NEVER-HAPPENED-BEFORE.
Oh, and also, I'm really good at not making eye contact during conversations, so we're practically a match made in heaven!

Your Knight in Sort of Shiny Armor But Really Just His Boxers,

The Superficial Writer”
The Superficial
“Jessica Simpson has been laying it on heavy to boyfriend Tony Romo lately because she’s jealous that younger sister Ashlee is stealing the spotlight. A source told Star magazine:

“(Jessica would) love nothing more than to get married before Ashlee. It upsets her that her little sister will be married and she won’t. She gets jealous when Ash gets more attention . . . She’s been showing [boyfriend Tony Romo] rings in magazines. She tells him what she likes, and she does it right in front of his friends, too, so it’s really awkward.”

Does everything have to be a competition between these two? Jessica gets huge boobs, Ashlee follows suit. Jessica becomes a pop star, Ashlee follows suit. Jessica fades into obscurity, Ashlee follows suit. Jessica does two chicks at the same time in those pictures I sketched this morning, Ashlee follows suit. At least after the two of them finally do get married, I can look forward to watching them race to file for divorce.”
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  • lisatee 1 yr 6 mos ago
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    dude, i totally remember playing this game. my last break-up dragged out for about a year. good times...

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