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Tony Romo: Keeping His Options Open?

by Celebuzz on Aug. 12, 2008 04:19 PM / 2 Comments

Is all not well in Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson's world?

According to Us, American Idol alum Carrie Underwood tells the upcoming issue of Allure that the Dallas Cowboys quarterback—whom Underwood used to date—still reaches out and touches her on occasion, albeit via telephone.

"We were both small-town people doing very big things, and we relied on each other, dealing with fame," Underwood reveals. "I don't know. The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer."

"I'll maybe not answer?" Oh, snap! Tony Romo, dissed and dismissed by his old girlfriend in the national press! And revealed as pathetic to boot!

Seriously, though, Tony. Sure, things with Jessica are probably hard to deal with at times. But drunk-dialing an uninterested ex is really not the way to go.

You're dating Jessica Simpson. Who is the official owner of the best celebrity breasts, perhaps of all time. And apparently does pole-dancing shows over the Internet for you. And throws herself into a state of extreme delusion for the benefit of your relationship.

And, perhaps most important of all, she really enjoys stuffing her face with meat.

Whereas Carrie Underwood doesn't. And is kind of tactless when it comes to her love life.

The choice is clear, Tony. And it's worth enduring the occasional meltdown and tea party with her stuffed-animal collection for.

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“Carrie Underwood told Allure magazine for their most recent issue, that her ex Tony Romo still calls to chat every once in a while. And she said, "The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer." Jesus, take the phone! How diva of her. I love it.

Meanwhile, Carrie recently took to the stage along with Tony's current girlfriend Jessica Simpson when the two performed at the Indiana State Fair. Well, Jessica better keep walking around in outfits like these. In all honestly, though, she does look like fun.”

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Daphne 1 yr 3 mos ago
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serves Jessica Simpson right now understand her jealousy for Tony Romo's ex
lynnie 1 yr 3 mos ago
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he dumped her right after this event, probably because of the ugly shoes!