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Trouble in Bunny Town

by celebuzz on Jun. 17, 2008 11:04 AM / 7 Comments

"Hi, my name is Holly Madison. My turn-ons include camera time, wrinkled flesh and stabbing the other bitches in the back."

Not all is well in the house of Hugh Hefner, according to TMZ. Playboy Bunny—and number one Girl—Holly Madison has launched a one-bimbo mutiny on the set of The Girls Next Door.

Hef had graced Madison with the job of "photo editor" when her professional urges started throbbing. Now comes word that she has started swinging her surgically enhanced chest around in the Playboy offices, seeking control over the photo spreads and starting to alienate longtime staffers.

Wow, who would ever have seen this coming? Pitting three attention whores against one other in a competition for their master's affections? Hmmm, that should be a recipe for total harmony.

Maybe Holly, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt should settle this with a nice chocolate-pudding wrestling match. Or switchblades. Whichever brings the messiest conclusion.

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“Bad times at the Playboy Mansion. Basically Holly (r) is a bitch and everybody in the Playboy empire hates her, especially Kendra Wilkinson.

I knew this would happen when once Hef hired Holly as a junior editor at the magazine. I knew the power would go to her head. You know how the old saying goes — give a woman nine inches and she takes a mile . .”

Celebslam

“Did you know that you can just go to Target and buy "Girl Next Door" box sets for 20 bucks and they’re completely uncensored? And since Kendra Wilkinson can't go 30 seconds without showing her tits to someone (all of which is blurred out on E!) it's essentially soft core porn, minus the part where a sexy young couple finds a treasure map. So because of that, and since my gf is a pervert with a crush on Kendra, I've seen every second of every episode at least twice.

Kendra and Bridget seem nice, but Holly is fun to watch because her desperation is palpable. She’s white trash who went from an ugly brunette stick to an ugly blond with big tits and she’ll do anything to cash in. If Hef told her to stand on Sunset and hop on one foot and bark like a dog she’d do it until she blacked out. Keep in mind that Hef is still married to Kimberly Conrad, and he’s never gonna divorce her because it’s been almost 20 years and California’s property laws would cost him hundreds of millions, so who knows what her plan is. It’s probably to get Kimberly to stand on a big X under a safe tied to a rope, or paint a tunnel on the side of a desert mountain, or some other plan she saw on Bugs Bunny.”

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lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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My money's on Kendra. Bitch can probably throw a mean right hook.
chichilavie 1 yr 5 mos ago
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God I love this show. All three of them have endeared me to their breasts. Uh, I mean hearts.
rockinout 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Ooooh.... chocolate pudding wrestling. Nice.
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Holly sucks. She's an ugly person...can't cover that up with plastic surgery
ballier88 1 yr 5 mos ago
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my wildest dreams
missamericandream 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I never thought that they got along as picture perfect as it appears on the show. How could it? 3 girls vying for the attention of 1 very rich older man??
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Have them all bathed and bring them to my quarters. I'll sort this whole mess out.