Trouble in Bunny Town
"Hi, my name is Holly Madison. My turn-ons include camera time, wrinkled flesh and stabbing the other bitches in the back."
Not all is well in the house of Hugh Hefner, according to TMZ. Playboy Bunny—and number one Girl—Holly Madison has launched a one-bimbo mutiny on the set of The Girls Next Door.
Hef had graced Madison with the job of "photo editor" when her professional urges started throbbing. Now comes word that she has started swinging her surgically enhanced chest around in the Playboy offices, seeking control over the photo spreads and starting to alienate longtime staffers.
Wow, who would ever have seen this coming? Pitting three attention whores against one other in a competition for their master's affections? Hmmm, that should be a recipe for total harmony.
Maybe Holly, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt should settle this with a nice chocolate-pudding wrestling match. Or switchblades. Whichever brings the messiest conclusion.