Twilight Gets the Porn Treatment
Finally, we’ll get to see Edward Cullen and Bella Swan get it on and do the nasty!
Sort of.
Examiner reports that everyone’s favorite vampire saga, Twilight, is getting the porn treatment. Frankly, we’re surprised it took this long.
This Isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody will be released by Devil’s Film on October 20, presumably to ride the wave of anticipation for the November 20 release of Twilight sequel New Moon.
Filling the role of Bella Swan will be Jenna Haze, who in addition to winning Female Performer of the Year at the 2009 AVN Awards has starred in such adult fare as Spunk’d 6, Load Warriors and This Ain’t the Munsters XXX.
Sounds hot enough to raise the dead. Well, at least certain parts of them, anyway.
Let us know in the comments section: Who else would you like to see fill out the rest of the cast for This Isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody?
this is just disgusting….riding the twilight bandwagon in a stupid way!
I hope to god Nick Manning is in this one. He’s the best adult video actor since Paris Hilton.
this has gone way to far
the dude makes looks way way way way better then the rp dude i think this is funny, ha does the whole cast get the porn remake, b/c if it is just bella and edward whatever.
but i still thank this is funny, porn not really my thing but i might have to check this out, just for a good laugh/
ewww gross……………………………..
This is so disgusting. I guess this porn film company is desperate to make money. To bad they have to use other people’s ideas to get their own business in the headlines.
this is the greatest thing i have ever seen. i’ll be sure to enjoy this one more then the real one ;)
eeeew!
seriously, that’s disgusting :/
I can’t WAIT for this! I will swallow my disgust at the entire Twilight franchise and enjoy the sexed-up parody immensely :D
eeeew this is SO disgusting. -.-
this is DUTTY! they are gona ruin it
all the ppl going eww or stealing ideas are just upset that twilight is going porn in making fun of the twilight thing. this will be better then the real thing. and omg i will be laughing my ass off.
what a hell??????????????
Almost as good as”Buffy the Vampire Layer”
Oh god! Let us know where we can pick up our copy! This is hella funny.. I love the comments in here though; some are disgusted and some, like, are saying it’s about friggin time! Hey go to any fanfic and some write porn fiction about Twilight.
i have mixed feelings about this. i love tilight and if it was robert paterson and tayor than i would be so ok with this but i just dont know that i can bring my self to wach this imatahon of the real thig that i really whant to see.
The Twilight and closet Twilight fans hate it. us Twilight Haters love it. but you gotta have Nick Manning as Jacob
UM okay LMAO