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The Two Coreys: Rape Confession Video

by allanthekind on Jun. 23, 2008 06:07 PM / 6 Comments

In episode one from the second season of The Two Coreys, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman play the "who drops the bigger bombshell" game.

The session starts with sanctimonious Corey "I'm Slightly Better Than You Because I'm Clean and Married to a Chick with a Huge Fake Rack" Feldman threatening to "destroy" Haim verbally.

Haim comes out swinging with quick admissions that he's a cutter (not in the fun emo way) and was raped when he was 14 by someone with whom Feldman still maintains contact.

Not to be outdone, Corey F. shoots back that he was being "molested" at the time himself. And so maybe...one rape cancels out the other?

Both Lost Boys sound like they've been sipping too hard on the Jesus Juice.

No wonder Victoria Beckham had such a hard time seducing Haim. She should have bent him over a chair, put on a monkey suit and called herself Bubbles.

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“Many people have been speculating that Michael Jackson may have been one of the culprits, since Michael and Feldman had an unusual friendship when Feldman was just a kid. However, both Coreys have opened up and said that Jackson was not involved, but they revealed a bit more about their experiences.”

Gabby Babble

“So, let me set the scene for you. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are meeting up in a diner because Corey Haim found himself cast in a sequel to The Lost Boys alongside the other Corey. From there, the two engage in a heated discussion that results in both of The Two Coreys revealing that they were the victims of sexual abuse in their early teens while the cameras roll for their dysfunctional reality television series. Yikes.

UPDATE: In an interview with GQ, Corey Feldman claims that the individual who sexually abused him was a former assistant, not Michael Jackson. Feldman said, "People can say whatever they want, but it wasn't Michael. He and I have our own issues, but that wasn't one of them."”

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Tell Us / Which of the two Coreys is better off?

These two clearly have lots of mental problems. Corey Haim's fighting addiction, while Corey Feldman seems willing to sell his soul for the semblance of a career. Who needs the other Corey more?

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mraniston 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Who cares about these jokes.
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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hmmmm.....someone needed a ratings boost. pretty fishy to me!!
mcdreamyisme 1 yr 5 mos ago
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they're retarded. rape isn't something to joke around about.
xoxojaniepie 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I'm definitely not naming my kid Corey.
jharv 1 yr 5 mos ago
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This is bad but I pray it was MJ.
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i didnt even know they had a show, and i am the queen of reality tv. they must really suck