Abe Gurko

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• Abe Gurko commented on a story: Snooki Wears Big Bow at 54th Grammy Awards Red Carpet (PHOTOS)

  Snooki will never be on a Best Dressed List. Period. Definitely one of my Not Best Dressed http://bit.ly/zfMXIO
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: 2012 Grammy Awards Worst Dressed Stars (PHOTOS)

  Oy vey. That Robyn can get you up and dancing, but was in desperate need of a scissor, or a stylist. One or the other. Definitely one of my Not Best Dressed http://bit.ly/zfMXIO
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: Kim Kardashian: I Dyed My Hair (PHOTOS)

  Surely Kim must have been suffering from an acute case of claustrophobia having to hide from the media since leaving that doof-ball after 72 unglorious days of marriage. Kris Jenner must have been keeping her under lock and key as Momager Knows Best. Here is how that exchange went down leading up to this Twitpic: http://bit.ly/ztQukS
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: Ramona Singer & Sonja Morgan Film ‘Real Housewives’ in Bikinis (PHOTOS)

  Did you even wonder what happens to a Real Housewife once she is put out to pasture? Told they are no longer “IT” women. Since they were never “IT” girls, why should they have ever really been “IT” women in the first place? Oh, the pain of it all. http://bit.ly/umog2t
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: Nicki Minaj Works Rapunzel-Length Locks at Billboard’s Women in Music Event (PHOTOS)

  Oh Nicki, Nicki, Nicki. I would have loved to be a fly on Nicki’s weave when she was sitting next to Anna Wintour at the Oscar de la Renta show. Definitely one of my not best dressed: http://bit.ly/tm2D6M
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: Kim Kardashian Tells ‘Glamour’: ‘I Need to Not Live in a Fairy Tale’ (PHOTOS)

  Rather than lament the shortcomings of our culture and how we spend our viewing time, let’s take a peek into what really was said in the “Kourtney and Kim Take Manhattan” photo shoot, which was obviously shot way into the terminally ill portion of the Kris & Kim union: http://bit.ly/u144eg
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: Readers Respond: Was Miley Cyrus Only ‘Joking’ About Smoking Pot?

  Who cares whether or not she’s a stoner? Leave her be. If Miley wasn’t Miley I betcha she’d have gone to Occupy Somewhere because she is proving to be a smart, politically aware young woman. http://bit.ly/rLGEKy
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: Miley Cyrus Dedicates ‘Liberty Walk’ to Occupy Wall Street Protestors (VIDEO)

  Who cares whether or not she’s a stoner? Leave her be. If Miley wasn’t Miley I betcha she’d have gone to Occupy Somewhere because she is proving to be a smart, politically aware young woman. http://bit.ly/rLGEKy
• Abe Gurko commented on the blog post Blake Lively’s Bum-Baring Flapper Dress: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS)

  At the Gossip Girl 100th episode party, Blake Lively wore this Marchesa thing that looked eerily like the Fall '10 Couture Givenchy and Chloe Moretz wore this wrongness. http://bit.ly/roP1Ji
• Abe Gurko commented on the blog post Hilary Duff & Husband Attend Beauty Book Event in Los Angeles

  What on Earth is Hillary Duff thinking, besides not. Or, "If I wear one of my old Hootchie Mama rags, maybe I won't feel pregnant" http://bit.ly/u62Nj9
• Abe Gurko commented on the blog post Snooki’s Red Animal Print Dress: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS)

  And now Snooki's making jeans? Really? Oy, between Jersey Shore and Keeping Up With The Kardashians, there is not one degree, not one acting class, no musical instruments… I can’t. http://bit.ly/t1Vihk
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: Eddie Murphy Exits Oscar Hosting Gig

  Let’s face it, no one knows what to do with that hideous Oscar telecast. I am sure Brett Ratner saw the handwriting on the wall and used the “fags” reference to bow out of making a fool out of himself. It is astonishing that for a long while now, not just last year’s Anne Hathaway & James Franco debacle, the Oscar telecast continues to be the most boring, predictable, uninteresting show on Earth. http://bit.ly/vHb6DB
• Abe Gurko commented on the blog post Eddie Murphy Exits Oscar Hosting Gig

  Let’s face it, no one knows what to do with that hideous Oscar telecast. I am sure Brett Ratner saw the handwriting on the wall and used the “fags” reference to bow out of making a fool out of himself. It is astonishing that for a long while now, not just last year’s Anne Hathaway [...]
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: New ‘Kourtney & Kim Take New York’ Preview Shows Relationship Drama (VIDEO)

  Oh to be a fly on the wall at the Humphries kompound in Minnesota when Kim charged up there to show the paparazzi that she has a heart. And it’s broken. An urgent call from Kris Jenner when Kim was in Australia no doubt went something like this: http://bit.ly/uwuHcC
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: Emma Stone Dazzles in Gold at Women of the Year Event (PHOTOS)

  I think the dress is bigger than Emma Stone. Needed another fitting. http://bit.ly/rAB5iR
• Abe Gurko commented on the blog post Kim Kardashian Speaks Out on Divorce: I’m Getting Through It (VIDEO)

  The drama between Kim Kardashian Humphries, née Kardashian & Kris Humphries Kardashian, née Humphries is simply the kick-off to what will be the biggest soap opera saga to hit the airwaves since Luke & Laura from General Hospital. Eat that, Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event in two parts. One part scam and the other [...]
• Abe Gurko commented on the blog post Rob Kardashian: Family is ‘Supportive’ of Kim’s Divorce Decision

  Will Kim rake in more money from the divorce than what she netted from the wedding? And if so, which ding-dong companies are lining up to sponsor the divorce? Will Range Rover provide cars to get her to court proceedings? Surely there is a fashion brand that wants to sponsor her butt for when she [...]
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: Lindsay Lohan to Pose For Playboy?

  Look, she needs the money. Can’t fault a gal for using her assets (whether they are her best ones – not sure). We would just prefer to see her in a movie with acting and stuff. http://bit.ly/tTXD8Q
• Abe Gurko commented on a photo: Celebs Attend SiriusXM’s One Night Re-Opening of Studio 54

  There are very few times that one gets to relive their past, that is unless you are Shirley Maclaine. Let’s just say that last night was a reboot of my youth when I was one of the original club kids at Studio 54 http://bit.ly/no0ypn
• Abe Gurko commented on a story: Jennifer Aniston Rocks Cleavage-Baring Minidress at Elle Event (PHOTOS)

  All she needed to do was to pin it like one inch and then – fab. But enough of the “catch me, catch me” looks. Jennifer Aniston is better than that. http://bit.ly/r9sZWy