Abe Gurko

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  • Member Since: March, 2011

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  • At the Gossip Girl 100th episode party, Blake Lively wore this Marchesa thing that looked eerily like the Fall '10 Couture Givenchy and Chloe Moretz wore this wrongness. http://bit.ly/roP1Ji
  • What on Earth is Hillary Duff thinking, besides not. Or, "If I wear one of my old Hootchie Mama rags, maybe I won't feel pregnant" http://bit.ly/u62Nj9
  • And now Snooki's making jeans? Really? Oy, between Jersey Shore and Keeping Up With The Kardashians, there is not one degree, not one acting class, no musical instruments… I can’t. http://bit.ly/t1Vihk
  • Let’s face it, no one knows what to do with that hideous Oscar telecast. I am sure Brett Ratner saw the handwriting on the wall and used the “fags” reference to bow out of making a fool out of himself. It is astonishing that for a long while now, not just last year’s Anne Hathaway & James Franco debacle, the Oscar telecast continues to be the most boring, predictable, uninteresting show on Earth. http://bit.ly/vHb6DB
  • The drama between Kim Kardashian Humphries, née Kardashian & Kris Humphries Kardashian, née Humphries is simply the kick-off to what will be the biggest soap opera saga to hit the airwaves since Luke & Laura from General Hospital. Eat that, Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event in two parts. One part scam and the other part nonsense. Let’s just say that reality television will never play as well as scripted. Hence, I give you… The Days Of Kim’s Lives: All Nine Of Them http://bit.ly/uun9L7
  • Will Kim rake in more money from the divorce than what she netted from the wedding? And if so, which ding-dong companies are lining up to sponsor the divorce? Will Range Rover provide cars to get her to court proceedings? Surely there is a fashion brand that wants to sponsor her butt for when she goes on the stand and boo-hoos about their “irreconcilable differences”
  • It seems whoever created this show was stuck in a time when family entertainment was so corny that it made your teeth hurt. All the stars, and I use the term loosely here, were desperate enough to do whatever the producers asked them to do, most noticeably, wearing clothes that Gypsy Rose Lee wouldn’t be caught dead in. http://bit.ly/rraE05
  • It seems whoever created this show was stuck in a time when family entertainment was so corny that it made your teeth hurt. All the stars (and I use the term loosely here) were desperate enough to do whatever the producers asked them to do, most noticeably, wearing clothes that Gypsy Rose Lee wouldn’t be caught dead in. http://bit.ly/rraE05
  • Lindsay did not look her best in this Alice Temperley. The hair up does not work for me. And speaking of hair up, I did not love Kim’s ‘do either http://bit.ly/ojZiIh
  • Oh, Fergie. Last week I noted that I was seeing stars on the red carpet, literally not figuratively. The trend continues. Now we have stars in stars with stars for stars. I'm dizzy.