HEY SOUL SISTER- i mean Brother or HEY TEENAGE GLASS! I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you! Actually I swam across an empty land, you know, SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW! You make me feel like Im living a TEENAGE DREAM & you got me singing SILLY LOVE SONGS. I am in MISERY & there aint no other who can comfort me BUT YOU! I was wondering if you wanted to go VOTE together or we can DUET! I have some CUPCAKES that we can throw at the wall :) ! Then maybe we can go to an aquarium & check out DOLPHINS, your spirit animal. We can end the night w/ dinner surrounded by CANDLES (since BABY, ITS probably going to be COLD OUTSIDE) We can then dance to POLKA music & RAISE OUR GLASS to the TOTALLY AWESOME person that you are. Oh, you dont have to TEACH MY BOYFRIEND HOW TO DANCE because I don't have one ;) ! DONT YOU WANT ME?
Ps. I can take you back to Hogwarts! I mean- Dalton Academy.Btw YES, I do think YOU’RE SEXY.
PPS. You wont need to worry about BILLS BILLS BILLS.