This talent-free leech thought that by marrying the hairy-backed Armenian princess, he'd be cementing his lazy lifestyle forever. Not quite.
The new Marilyn ? Nah. The new Milton Berle - only she smokes dick instead of cigars.
Good that David MissCabbage, Teeny Tommi's turd-burglar boyfriend and Pope of his rotten little cult, assigned a fellow cultist to him so he and Vinnie Barbarino (and Kelli PressOnPenis) can play str8s.
Note how ALL photos of the Teeny Gay Dyslexic are taken with him standing IN FRONT of pretend-"wife," and that $ciento-Bot photogs also squat to waist-height to foreshorten the plane, making The Teeny One look average in height !!
Yet ANOTHER photo set of little SooWee inappropriately dressed.
What's wrong with the dimwit $ciento Handlers ?
I KNOW Teeny Tom and Stepford Katie haven't got a CLUE about being parents (cuz THEY'RE NOT !) but at least the Handlers from Gold Base could dress the Korean adoptee in warm clothing !
Little Mason looks exactly like Robert Kardashian - the evil, short-fingered Armenian thief that was instrumental in getting OJ Simpson free to walk the streets.
Kid would've been better off taking after his job-free Daddy.