This talent-free leech thought that by marrying the hairy-backed Armenian princess, he’d be cementing his lazy lifestyle forever. Not quite.
The new Marilyn ? Nah. The new Milton Berle – only she smokes dick instead of cigars.
Good that David MissCabbage, Teeny Tommi’s turd-burglar boyfriend and Pope of his rotten little cult, assigned a fellow cultist to him so he and Vinnie Barbarino (and Kelli PressOnPenis) can play str8s.
SooWee was born to a Korean devotee of the filthy cult, dunged to life from some gack David Miscavige coughed up from Elron Hubbard and frozen in spunk-packs in the 70′s for eventual cult use.
There simply are NO photos of Katie H pregnant, ‘cuz it never happened.
Note how ALL photos of the Teeny Gay Dyslexic are taken with him standing IN FRONT of pretend-”wife,” and that $ciento-Bot photogs also squat to waist-height to foreshorten the plane, making The Teeny One look average in height !!
Yet ANOTHER photo set of little SooWee inappropriately dressed.
What’s wrong with the dimwit $ciento Handlers ?
I KNOW Teeny Tom and Stepford Katie haven’t got a CLUE about being parents (cuz THEY’RE NOT !) but at least the Handlers from Gold Base could dress the Korean adoptee in warm clothing !
Little Mason looks exactly like Robert Kardashian – the evil, short-fingered Armenian thief that was instrumental in getting OJ Simpson free to walk the streets.
Kid would’ve been better off taking after his job-free Daddy.
This is the same wig-stinkin’ hat her “father” Teeny Tom was sporting a few weeks ago in the pictures the Cult of $cienTOMogy released of the Cruise “family” soaking in their Miami hotel pool.
Little girls that use pacifiers past the age of 5, little girls that get carried everywhere they go, little girls that wear inappropriate clothing on blustery cold days, little girls that eat gummi penises…..the list is beginning to make me puke !