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  • i want a tattoo that shows my latest twitter status on my forehead
  • [quote=itsmemarke]dont look now, but her friend has got a sh*t stain on her ass cheek[/quote] is that what that is?
  • [quote=noah]The more I think about it, forget about these two! Instead, I'm going to use this comment thread to talk about my hatred for Canada. I could count on one hand all the cool things Canada has contributed to the rest of the world: 1) centralized health care 2) brown bears 3) jean jackets + jean pants combo (aka the "Canadian tuxedo") 4) Pamela Anderson 5) maple syrup Other than that, Canada can go F' itself.[/quote] point three is a pretty big contribution though
  • [quote=noah]tsk tsk tsk, "The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen." So I think Liv is an ass , possibly an assclown, maybe an assface , I dunno. Definitely not a bastard, or bitch. But she has nice boobs, which sometimes result in my boner. I once fought a butt pirate and a carpet muncher at the same time, but that’s another story entirely. Some people think Liv’s dad, Steven Tyler, is a cock, cockface, dick, and/or douchewaffle… whatever you want to call him. Wow, my gooch itches to high hell. Skeet, skeet, skeet motherf*cker.[/quote] True poetry
  • Dude, mine is totally !@$%in !@$% !@$##er. When you pull down your pants so your !@$$ can smack the !@%$ out of a stupid @#%#. It's great, you know what I'm talkin about.