So I guess in Hollywood, you do whatever you want, even if no one knows who you are. Marry a child? Sure! Go ahead! But don’t just marry her- be DISGUSTING with her EVERYWHERE YOU GO!!!!!! Come on. Was he like this with his other two wives?
Luckily, I’m just like her and when I fall, I land on all fours. And I have to crawl around awhile and lick my lips and make creepy faces until I feel better. Meow! Winky face! ;)