The Battle of the Bikini Bodies is back! You can still vote in the Models & Wildcards and Pop Vixens categories, but today we move on to the Kardashians! Who has the best bikini body? Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, or Khloé Kardashian? It’s up to you to decide! You may vote once per hour.
Lady Gaga, known for her strange fashion, big hits, and shading Katy Perry, is looking to expand her “personal brand.” So what should she do? She should star in a road trip movie with her dog, Asia (and her bodyguard). People would pay to see that, right? In the penultimate scene, of course, Gaga would realize that there is, in fact, no place like the open road to “find yourself” while the chorus to “Gypsy” builds in the background. “A+,” every film critic ever will say! And an A+ for these winning captions too.
Good ol’ Anne “Hands Full” Hathaway. Or as we like to refer to her around these parts: Hands Fullaway! Saves time, I suppose. Don’t understand people who just call her Anne Hathaway? Also don’t understand why some people didn’t add a caption to this photo when we asked them to. No worries, though, because the ones we did get were pretty good.
The Battle of the Bikini Bodies is back! Last year, you crowned Britney Spears the champion. This year, we need you to get to “work, b*tch,” and vote for a new champion. The first round features Courtney Stodden, Kate Upton, Bar Refaeli, Chrissy Teigen, and Coco. You may vote once per hour. Who will be crowned the ultimate bikini babe in 2014? It’s up to you!
We’re over your crusty old “dark” male superhero movies. We’re over Batfleck. We’re over sequels to reboots that weren’t even good! We’re over all of that. We’re here for Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen versus Emma Watson as Hermione Granger. That’s what the people want. They also want today’s winning captions, so here they are.
Do you remember, back in the day, longing to attend space camp on your summer vacation, but your parents would never let you go because they preferred to keep you around so you could help weed the garden?
No? Just me? Those days are over! Earth to Echo, in theaters today, wants to send your kid (grades 4 to 6) to space camp! The best part — aside from, ya know, space camp — is that it’s incredibly easy to enter.
I told a coworker of mine that I thought we’d receive a lot of “gone to the dogs” captions for this photo of Daniel Radcliffe filming a new movie, but it turns out I was wrong! The captions we got were, in fact, much, much better.