Super User- Gold Commenter
- Male
- October 20, 1982
- Los Angeles, CA
- May, 2008
- I'm awesome. And I don't like Gingers.
- Katy Perry
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Noah commented on a story: Vanessa Hudgens Goes Topless Tanning In Hawaii (PHOTOS)She’s just trying to get an even tan. I can respect that.
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Noah commented on a story: ‘Underworld: Awakening’ Star Kate Beckinsale’s Sexiest Looks (PHOTOS)My sources tell me that Robert Pattinson HATES Kate Beckinsale because she’s killed like 30 vampires.
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Noah commented on a story: Rihanna Bares Butt With Thong Bikini (PHOTOS)Someone’s been reading my dream diary….
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Noah commented on a story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s Best PDA Moments (PHOTOS)Have you noticed he ALWAYS puts his hand around her when he kisses her? That’s probably where he keeps his supply of mind-control serum.
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Noah commented on a photo: Rihanna Poses in Teeny Bikini in HawaiiCareful, jealousy is a stinky perfume.
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Noah commented on a story: Lamar Odom Gets Standing Ovation From Lakers Fans Upon Returning to L.A. (PHOTOS/VIDEO)Too bad he only had 10 pts and 4 rebounds…
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Noah commented on a story: Kissing Connection: Katy Perry’s Love Life Timeline (VIDEO)Uh, why are you guys even posting this article? Everyone knows that Katy and I are currently dating and would kindly request some privacy on the matter. Thank you.
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Noah commented on a story: Beyonce’s Pregnancy Timeline: Relive All the Twists & Turns (PHOTOS)Why isn’t the date of conceiving on this timeline? Pff.
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Noah commented on a story: Kissing Connections: Jennifer Aniston’s Relationship Timeline (VIDEO)I couldn’t focus on the video after the :45 mark when Paul Rudd’s awesome 90′s sideburns made an appearance.
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Noah commented on a story: Miley Cyrus Goes Wild in New ‘LOL’ Trailer (VIDEO)Demi Moore… finally playing a role that fits her: a mom.
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Noah commented on a story: Beyonce & Jay-Z Release Official Statement Confirming Birth of Blue Ivy CarterMakes me think of Blue Iris, the 70 year old adult film star.
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Noah commented on a story: Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel Hunt Down Billy Crystal in New Oscars Trailer (VIDEO)What was the point of Megan Fox in this clip?
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Noah commented on a story: New Couple Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis Hold Hands in NYC (PHOTOS)Anyone else noticing a pattern here for Jason Sudeikis? Dude swoops in to collect Hollywood chicks after they’ve jumped the shark. First January Jones, now Olivia Wilde.
Sure, you’ve got to give the guy SOME credit, but he’s basically just mopping up starlets post-their-prime.
On second thought, it’s pretty genius. SUDEIKIS for President, 2012. -
Noah commented on a story: Ryan Gosling Goes to the Movies With His Mom & Eva Mendes! (PHOTOS)2 women + 1 tub of popcorn + 1 Ryan Gosling… You do the math.
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Noah commented on a story: Celebrity Lookalikes: Rafael Nadal, ‘Bachelor’ Ben Flajnik & Joe Francis (PHOTOS)Did they all have sex with Paris Hilton like Joe Francis did? That’d be even better.
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Noah commented on a story: Jessica Alba Flaunts Bikini Bod in Cabo (PHOTOS)You mean she looks awesome for just having a tummy tuck and other plastic surgery after just having a baby? No way that recovery is natural.
My sources tell me she traveled to Japan to have dolphin white blood cells injected into her thighs to smooth out the post-baby cellulite. -
Noah is now following Rachel Maresca
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Noah commented on a story: Reese Witherspoon Shows Off Beach Body in Hawaii! (PHOTOS)Can it really be called a beach body when they wear a one-piece?
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Noah commented on a photo: Guess Who?Mom? Is that you?
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Noah commented on a story: Exclusive: Matchmaker Says Katy Perry ‘Needs to Jump Right Back into Dating’God, it’s SO annoying… Katy keeps calling my phone, trying to schedule a date with me… and I’m like “Baby, look, you just got a divorce… give it a few days and then we can be together” … sigh, bitches be trippin’.
