
ATTENTION NOT MOM
You are hereby given public notice that we, a Nation of your Peers, being steady in our investigation of the evidence, do find you Guilty of the murder of Caylee Marie Anthony.
The sentence you will serve is that you will never live outside the locked confinements of whatever home you have found.
The sentence also includes but is not limited to the following:
You will not be allowed to shop at Walmart. You will not be able to pick up those feminine items at the Dollar Store. You will not be able to go have your nails done. You will not be attending any sporting event. You will not be allowed to drive a car. You will not be allowed to go to a movie.
You are sentenced to serve “Social Sterilization” for the rest of your life.
Enjoy your Bella Vita!