Who said tortoises were slow?
Meet this little nugget. He’s got all the energy in the world (well, whatever he can fit into that shell) and he knows how to use it, especially when it comes to remote controlled trucks.
You know that game where you pretend to steal a part of a child’s face?
It’s kind of mean, but also kind of funny because in the end, you don’t really lose your eyeballs, ears or nose.
This guy did it to his young son and well, the latter didn’t take it very well.
Meet Robert Burt.
He’s 19, lives in Maine and earlier this month was arrested for operating under the influence and driving with a license.
But no one really cares about that. Nope. All we want to talk about is Robert’s mug shot.