schawkvalue

  •  Bronze Commenter
  • Gender: Male
  • Member Since: May, 2008

Recent Comments

  • HA! She looks like she hit that coat at high speed!
  • I wonder what she looks like sober?
  • Yikes. I bet she rattles during sex
  • Why am I suddenly craving chocolate chip cookies?
  • You know what this means don't you? That is right, the newest reality show to burn your eyes "Bananas in the Jungle!" "The Fox network brings you a show where Hollywood's most mentally disturbed stars share a cabana of hilarity and tears in the jungles of Costa Rica. Each day they compete in challenges to earn the coveted 'immunity by reason of mental defect' prize. Losers are forced to appear on a late night talk show and make a public spectacle of themselves. Next week: Tom Cruise and Mariah Carey compete in the vine swinging contest..."
  • Man Madonna just gets weirder and weirder looking as she ages. That's no woman! It's a MAN baby!
  • Dina Lohan scares me. Hate to meet her in a dark alley...
  • Anyone have Kate Hudson's email? Wait! I will just go out to Hollywood blvd and get a star map! That way I can show up at her house with flowers! Yeah that'll work...