[quote=noah]Ginger: A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.[/quote]
And you are clearly a knob. Personally, I quite like being ginger, but, you know, if the worst came to the worst, at least I could dye my hair. You, unfortunately, are stuck with being a knob. Unlucky.