Why Robsten gets my vote (although they try their best to keep the relationship almost non-existent publicly):
1) The don’t sicken me like Kourtney and Scott.
2) Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake aren’t even together and if they are, they are still boring as heck.
3) William and Kate seem so . . . untouchable it’s hard to relate.
4) George and Stacey aren’t that serious (like most of George Clooney relationships).
Overall, it’s a choice of who’s the less annoying. Robsten is still annoying (crazed fandom and just plain odd behavior around each other as a couple), but far less annoying than the others.