theultimatewarrior

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• theultimatewarrior commented on the blog post Selena Gomez Flaunts Her Bikini Body in the Sunshine State (PHOTOS)

  Justin Bieber says what?
• theultimatewarrior commented on the blog post ‘Divorce Court’ Judge Lynn Toler Weighs in On Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver

  I used to wrestle Arnold back in Junior High. Dude was a chump. Body slammed him like 45 times in one match until he cried for his Mommy. OH YEAH!
• theultimatewarrior commented on a story: Kim Kardashian Busts a Move at Dance School (PHOTOS)

  Her shirt seems to have gotten her boobs in a devastating choke-hold. Impressive.
• theultimatewarrior commented on a story: Whitney Port & Lauren Conrad Have a Mini-Reunion!

  Holy hell. What happened to LC’s face?!
• theultimatewarrior commented on a story: Amanda Seyfried & Ryan Phillippe’s Romantic Date Night (PHOTOS)

  He’s too cool for her. Just like how I was too cool for Hulk Hogan.
• theultimatewarrior commented on a story: Kate Hudson’s Bikini Baby Bump on Full Display (PHOTOS)

  Wait, where is this “Sluttown” you speak of?! Sounds like a magical place. Do they like guys with muscles over there in S-Town? Please send directions directly to my loins. Thanks.
• theultimatewarrior commented on a story: Katy Perry’s Sparkles at Paris Performance (PHOTOS)

  I’d bodyslam her soulful voice into my heart.