Vanessa Hudgens Has It Rough
Oh, Vanessa Hudgens, how we've misjudged you.
From the outside, your life appears to be a rosy parade of world domination and tropical lapdances.
But now this video comes along, revealing the daily horror that you so bravely hide behind your enchanting smile.
You're forced to sit still and calmly endure some punk-ass interviewer as she ridicules the physique of your live-in boyfriend.
You're made to preside over bizarre rituals involving humiliated children.
Worst of all, you're pressured to hug the unwashed masses, even though that can be really bad for your health.
View the harsh reality for yourselves.
No wonder the 19-year-old girl's becoming more reclusive by the day.