Verne Troyer's Ex-Wife Tells All

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For a little fella, Austin Powers actor Verne Troyer, who stands 2' 8" tall, has endured a big man's share of personal indignity in the past year.

First, back in September 2008, a sex tape of 39-year-old Verne and his much younger and taller girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, showed up on the Internet. Troyer sued to have the tape removed from any websites that carried it, but the damage had been done.

In the wake of that shame, Verne filed a lawsuit against Ranae claiming $20 million in damages for emotional terrorism and battery following revelations that she had nearly drowned him in the bathtub during sex.

Next, at the end of September, Verne's rebound date, Canadian model Dominique Arganes, turned out to be a little fella fetishist who had been two-timing Troyer with Jackass small guy Wee Man.

Now, as 2009 begins, Verne's ex wife, Genevieve Gallen, has gone to News of the World (via Celebitchy) to discuss the mating habits of the Mini Me.

Despite having been married for only one day in 2004 (Troyer claims there was never any proper marriage; 5' 6" Gallen chalks the failure of their union up to Verne's alleged alcoholism), the former Mrs. T delivers a startling array of indelicate facts.

• The pair met at a New Year's Eve party at the Playboy mansion in Los Angeles, but Verne lived in a shed in his manager's backyard.
• Genevieve, 36, needed the aid of her yoga instructor to devise a position that made intercourse with Troyer enjoyable.
• Genevieve had expected Verne to be better endowed.
• The couple made love three times on the first night.
• Verne could make love up to ten times a day, for 45 minutes a go.
• Verne's toilet is no bigger than a child's potty.

Verne is currently appearing on the UK's cruelly named Big Brother reality show, and has not yet crafted his lawsuit in response to his wife of one day.