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Verne Troyer's Sex Tape

by celebuzz on Jun. 26, 2008 11:50 AM / 8 Comments
Verne Troyer's Sex Tape
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Remember when the littlest star, Verne Troyer, was living in the Surreal Life house, got drunk and peed in a corner of the living room? Yeah, well, if you think that image was disturbing, you really, really don't want to read any further.

This video features the star of Austin Powers growing a few extra inches with his ex-girlfriend at their apartment. According to TMZ, Kevin Blatt, the man behind the One Night in Paris deal, is brokering a $100,000 offer from SugarDVD for distribution rights of the Mini-Me porno.

Um, that's hot?

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“Oh, no. The sex tape you never wanted to see....”
Socialite Life
“Who knew how hauntingly prophetic this picture would become when we snapped this sex-tape trio back in 2006 at a Playboy party.

Yes, it is disturbingly true: Arguably the world's most famous little person Verne Troyer A/K/A 'Mini Me' has a sex tape.

*Stepping away to vomit*

Verne. Why'd you do it, man? Now, like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, you'll have to deal with the pervs who incessantly watch your sex tape (and your following, I assume, is extra pervy).

Don't you feel objectified? Did you have to wash off the shame afterward in your customized little man's shower? And most importantly, do you think this controversial bit of media will threaten your close ties with your sugar daddy Mike Myers!?

Verne, we thought you were better than that.”
“Finally, a Verne Troyer sex tape.  What's that?  Oh, okay, good bye Erection, bye-bye, see you in a few months, have fun...”
“Verne Troyer aka "Mini Me" has a sex tape which has surfaced on the internet. EW!

TMZ posted a 20-second teaser video clip which can be seen here which has the warning "Avert Your Eyes" in the title.

It's said that Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100,000 offer from SugarDVD to distribute the sick footage.

In the video, the Love Guru star tongue-kisses his former live-in girlfriend.

I'll say it again...EWWWW! Even watching the 20 seconds is too much. I'm sure a lot of people will want to see it just out of curiosity. It's pretty gross though!”
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