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Victoria Beckham's a Bad Kisser

by celebuzz on Jun. 18, 2008 02:07 PM / 5 Comments
Victoria Beckham's a Bad Kisser
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Straight from the WTF files, busted actor/reality-show sad sack Corey Haim has suddenly revealed he had a relationship with Victoria Beckham back in 1995, the Daily Mail reports.

Somewhere in Beverly Hills, Posh Spice is reading this and going "Crikey, who thought that wanker would pop up again!"

Haim, who experienced a slight career bump by resorting to an A&E reality show with fellow has-been Corey Feldman, claims he met Beckham in London while she was a Spice Girl.

They became "soulmates," he inexplicably says, despite the fact that she had an odd way of sucking face. "When she kisses, she does this little grrhh thing. Like a girl gnawing on your lip!"

 

Haim says the two split over Vicky's professed love of British boy band Take That.

Corey went on to have a drug-induced stroke in 2001. Victoria married global soccer star David Beckham and became a multimillionaire.

No decision here...it's Beckham for the win!

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“Victoria Beckham is a really bad kisser, so claims ex-boyfriend Corey Haim . . . Wait, what the fuck? Corey Haim used to date Victoria Beckham? When did that happen? The Daily Mail says:

Victoria Beckham can’t kiss to save her life, says film has-been Corey Haim, who briefly dated the former Spice Girl before she married husband David. Haim, 36, known in the ’80s for his role in The Lost Boys, claims that Victoria gnawed on his lips and made a strange grrhh sound when they kissed. The pair met in 1995 when Victoria was at a London recording studio with her Spice Girl bandmates. They were ’soulmates’, says Haim, who claims Posh was so serious about him that she took him to her family home - where her parents warned him off visiting her bedroom at night.

“When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!” says Haim in a recent kiss-and-tell magazine interview. (Source)

Corey’s got it all wrong. When a chick bites your lip, that’s called flirting. When she spanks you on the ass, that’s called foreplay. And when she ties you up in leather, stuffs a ball gag in your mouth, and urinates on you like you’re a fire hydrant, that’s called love.* Is anyone actually surprised Victoria bit Corey’s lip? Look at the bitch—she’s starving!

*According to R. Kelly and Kim Kardashian”
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“"The Lost Boys" actor Corey Haim has revealed that Victoria Beckham was a bad kisser. Apparently Corey dated Posh Spice in 1995, a year before she joined The Spice Girls. He said:

"When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!"


I guess David Beckham doesn't mind her gnawing on his lip though since they've been married almost 9 years. But maybe then again, he might not like it that much as he allegedly had other women.”
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Tell Us / What should Posh be more ashamed of: Boning a Corey? Liking Take That?
What should Posh be more ashamed of: Boning a Corey? Liking Take That?
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