Victoria Beckham's Party: Fun for Everyone but Her

by Celebuzz on Aug. 1, 2008 12:25 PM / 1 Comment
Victoria Beckham's Party: Fun for Everyone but Her
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Allure magazine held a star-slathered bash for fashion plate Victoria Beckham last night. Everyone seemingly managed to have a good time. Except for the stick figure of honor.

The Daily Mail reports that Victoria arrived in a Rolls-Royce, accompanied by husband David Beckham and bearing a grimace that made her look like it was Moving Day and she lived in a sixth-floor walkup.

Guests at the bash held at the Beverly Thompson Hotel included a shorn Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale, Jamie Foxx and lesbian agenda pursuers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

Maybe the canapes weren't to Victoria's liking? Or the invitation wasn't on parchment? David farted in the car?

Who knows. A smile doesn't seem to be an accessory she likes to show off.

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“She is totally that little girl who was born without smile muscles. Allure magazine threw Victoria Beckham a party at the Beverly Thompson Hotel and that still didn't make her happy. Damn, a magazine throw you a party and that doesn't make you happy? I'd be dancing on tables holding a shot of tequila and screaming for the DJ to turn it up!

Posh rolled up in a Rolls Royce with her Thigh Master, and was celebrated by guests Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale, and the only lesbians that matter - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

Seriously, what's up her ass? Maybe she should go build houses in Africa. Maybe that's it! Maybe she's too self-involved and needs to look outside her frowny life!”
Socialite Life
“Eva Longoria and Kate Beckinsale pose for a picture together at Victoria Beckham’s Allure magazine cover party at the Beverly Thompson Hotel on Thursday.

Guests for Victoria’s party included her husband David Beckham, Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, and Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. The party celebrated Victoria’s appearance on the cover of the August 2008 cover of Allure magazine.”
Just Jared
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