Victoria and David Beckham: Human Windshields
Victoria and David Beckham are utilizing a grotesque new skin treatment.
Let’s just say that they aren’t ducking for cover when seagulls fly overhead.
The Daily Mail reports that Victoria has been receiving $200 Geisha facials. The main ingredient?
Nightingale droppings. Ewww!
“When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials. She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment. She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home,” a source told Closer magazine.
Word is that husband David is using the cream as well.
Couldn’t they just save the money by parking the Bentley under a tree and laying prone on the hood?
Gives a whole new meaning to getting sh*tfaced, huh?
she’s got a face like sh*t though and he’s a henpecked tw*t