Kathy Griffin isn't one to waste time - she'd rather hook up with Robert Pattinson sooner than later, she says, because "he looks like he has about three weeks to live."
Griffin, our fave fiery-tressed comedienne, assessed the New Moon star's health in an exclusive chat with Celebuzz on the Emmy Awards red carpet. Asked to choose between Pattinson and fellow New Moon hunk Taylor Lautner, she said she'd prefer Rpattz because "he looks like he's about to die anyway so I've got to grab him and f*** him while I can."
But Rpattz isn't her only infatuation. It turns out she's also having a love affair — with Celebuzz!
Check out this video, in which Griffin takes time out on the red carpet at this year's Emmy Awards to discuss her love for this very site. Aw, shucks...
We love ya right back, Kathy!
Plus, we catch up with the Flight of the Conchords guys and The Office's Kate Flannery. Watch it now!
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Ha, she said she'd rather bone Robert Pattinson over Taylor Lautner because: "He looks like he's about to die anyways so I have to grab him and F him while I can. He looks like he has about 3 weeks to live."
You heard it here first: Robert Pattinson is on his death bed.
LMFAOOOO SHE LIKES ROB!!
yaya taylor's ugly anyway!!! loved her response!!!! kathy griffin is hilarious
Very nice site!