VIDEO: Taylor Swift Mocks Joe Jonas and Kanye In Opening SNL Skit

by Celebuzz on Nov. 8, 2009 11:30 AM / 20 Comments

We totally knew Taylor Swift was gonna mention Kanye West during her stint on SNL last night, but we were totally thrown off by the Joe Jonas thing! It's been like a year, right?

Anyways, in her opening monologue song, the 20-year-old addressed a lot of the tabloid rumors that she's involved in.

She sang,

"“I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.....You might think I’d bring up Joe [Jonas], that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la."

And about Taylor Lautner?

"And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor [Lautner]! (blows kiss, winks) But I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue."

Finally, she mentioned the Kanye thing, saying

"You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West] and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage. It’s my SNL monologue.”

See the full monologue below:

What did you think? Share your thoughts below!

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ale 2 wks ago
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lame, get over joe
obsessed 2 wks ago
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oh LOL disss!! she should get over joe though, its been a while...
sydsouth 2 wks ago
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* SNL kicks ass-- my favorite thing to watch on Saturday's!!* she shld get the puck over him though, seriously..=}
lizbizz11 2 wks ago
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SNL is so funny. Seriously though Joe Jonas again?
chasidee 2 wks ago
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ahahahaha! i loved it!! :)
Twipotter 2 wks ago
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She only mentioned Joe because she knew people would laugh at it. I thought it was a pretty funny and entertaining song.
Isabelle 2 wks ago
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See? She brought up Taylor L during the monologue for the attention. I stand by my opinion that it's all for publicity! She knew it would make a buzz and it did. It's publicity for both of them!
duhhhh 2 wks ago
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she didn't write the song, dipsh*ts. the snl writers did. so obviously they brought up joe jonas because that and kanye are all that make taylor relevant to them.
cs 2 wks ago
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seriously, get over joe dear
monalisa008 2 wks ago
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SERIOUSLY TAYLOR SWIFT GET OVER JOE. We knoe his WAYY over you *cough* Camila Belle * cough*