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Where Does Naomi Campbell Get the Nerve?

by celebuzz on Jun. 23, 2008 03:02 PM / 7 Comments

After being sentenced to 200 hours of community service for assaulting police officers at the airport, most people would take a little time out for reflection.

But not Naomi Campbell. Just days after pleading guilty to six charges relating to her April rampage at Heathrow, the British supermodel was at Milan Fashion Week, strutting the runway for Dolce & Gabbana's Spring/Summer 2009 fashion show.

And chances are, the only reflection making an impression on her was the one in the mirror.

Just where does she get off? What makes Campbell think she can routinely use her assistants for target practice? Or threaten airline crews? Or swing on cops?

Just where does she get the bald-faced temerity?

Oh yeah, wait; it's because she looks like this.

Whew; this mystery-solving is hard work.

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“No, this isn't a case of supermodel on the lam (although, that might be amusing).

This is a case of us reading Naomi Campbell's t-shirt.

Days after Naomi was sentenced to 200 hours of community service and laughable fine, she was spotted in Milan recovering in precisely the way we would expect Naomi Campbell to recover: by shopping.

The model, who pleaded guilty to assaulting a police officer, disorderly conduct, and using threatening or abusive words or behavior to cabin crew, sported a t-shirt on which was printed the following:

Wanted
For stealing kisses
Outrageously beautiful female
heavily armed with SLICKERS

Talk amongst yourselves.”

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flirtyfabulous 1 yr 5 mos ago
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The sentencing did nothing to her ability to model! She looks fierce!
jharv 1 yr 5 mos ago
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She should be accessorizing that outfit with some sort of homing beacon so that the police can track her crazy ass.
mraniston 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i forget she models sometimes
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Crazy biiotch needs to figure her shit out
gorillasayz 1 yr 5 mos ago
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she's still smokin'
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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go away!!
ballier88 1 yr 5 mos ago
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what a psycho biatch