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Who Needs Sienna Miller? Not Rhys Ifans

by Celebuzz on Aug. 6, 2008 07:00 AM / 1 Comment
Who Needs Sienna Miller? Not Rhys Ifans
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No one understands that Ibiza is all about sun and sin more so than Rhys Ifans!

While his ex Sienna Miller is off licking her wounds in the Virgin Islands (or not) after Balthazar Getty ditched her to visit his estranged wife, Rhys was seen sidling up to not just one, but two Sienna lookalikes in the Balearic travel spot.

Pretty classy, Rhys, if not majorly creepy.

Wonder if he made these gals take off their tops, babble about Heath Ledger and s***-talk Pittsburgh, to boot?

Guess this means Kimberly Stewart is out of the picture. She just can't catch a break when it comes to sexing the rich and famous.

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“This Last Tango in Paris bulls*** is not going to end well. He's going to be up in bed with this girl, and ask if he can call her Sienna. If she's a hooker, then she's going to be fine with that. If not, that girly better start running because this sounds like a bad Nip/Tuck episode because he's going to make her get her face cut exactly like Sienna's and have her wear the same crackhead Cabaret hippie bitch clothes.”
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  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 3 mos ago
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    He had Sienna cloned from a stray hair left on her pillow. Obviously, duh.

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