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Will Smith: Better Living Through Rutting

by celebuzz on Jul. 3, 2008 01:22 PM / 2 Comments
Will Smith: Better Living Through Rutting
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How does Will Smith balance his status as one of Hollywood's most reliable box-office draws with an uncharacteristically stable Tinseltown marriage?

Surprise, it's not the power of Xenu. The Hancock star revealed to Fox News' "Pop Tarts" column that the key to his charmed life is "lots of sex. All the time, every day. Just lots of  sex keeps me goin' good."

Well, duh. Smith's philosophy of success through sex is so all encompassing he can't even get through an interview with a crusty, middle-aged male interrogator without indulging his unbridled libido.

If this acting thing ever peters out, Smith should consider touring the country, giving Tony Robbins-like seminars with his lovely wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, as a glands- hands-on assistant.

The Power of Positive Humping: coming soon to a Learning Annex near you!

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“The three biggest stars of "Hancock' showed up at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood last night to soak up some fan worship, sign autographs, and just look pretty. Check out Will Smith, Jason Bateman and the lovely Charlize Theron at their movie event:

Will Smith wore his usual giddy grin reminiscent of only one man (hint: last name rhymes with booze), raising my suspicion regarding his Scientology ties. Charlize wore a dress that did little to downplay (or confirm) the pregnancy rumors, and (boring) Jason looked like he had a large wooden log stuck up his ass. Someone get him a cocktail, stat.

Other attendees included Sean Combs (remember, he's an actor now), Minnie Driver, Jamie Foxx, Virginia Madsen, Terrell Owens, Chris Daughtry, Peter Berg and Sinbad.”
Pacific Coast News
“At least these Scientology sympathizers know how to dress. Jada knows green is her color and she works it. I so much prefer sultry, old-school glam Jada over her strange sometimes-mullet. That whole bit about her being a metal-head just confuses me. And Will looks charming, in that suit. Like an old-timey accountant. But still, what's with those trendy kids? Stop it with the jeans. And stand up straight.”
Socialite Life
“Will "king of the July 4th box office" Smith premiered his new movie Hancock with the help of family and friends at the Chinese Theater in Los Angeles last night. Hancock tells the story of a washed up and drunk superhero who needs saving himself; Will plays the fallen hero and Jason Bateman plays the publicist who wants to turn his image around. Also on hand were co-stars Charlize Theron as well as Jada Pinket, Jason's sister Justine (Mallory!) and Will's Fresh Prince co-star Tatyana Ali (Ashley Banks!). Hancock opens on Independence Day and will no doubt open to big numbers but let's not forget it has Wanted to contend with who had a HUGE opening itself! Battle of the box office titans!”
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