Will Smith Is Only Part Scientologist
Hey, now…don’t anyone go calling Will Smith a Scientologist!
The site What Would Tyler Durden Do? notes that sexed-up Smith was at the Lakeview Terrace premiere with wife Jada Pinkett-Smith when he was asked about giving a press conference to Anonymous, a group that protests Scientology.
“Not exactly a press conference, but I did talk to them,” says the actor.
Among the questions: What about that elementary school you’re opening up, Will—the one where kids are raised to be miniature Tom Cruises? Are you a Scientologist or what?
“I am not. The school is using one of Scientology’s teaching tools. You can take different parts of things you like and put them all together.”
So there it is. Will flat-out denies being a part of the religion. Despite using the tools of the trade. (Not to mention other tools at his disposal.)
Oh, man. Pink is gonna be so pissed.





















I’ve been waiting for somebody
To pick up my stroll
Well don’t waste time
Give me a sign
Tell me how you wanna roll
I want somebody to speed it up for me
Then take it down slow
There’s enough room for both
Well, I can handle that
You just gotta show me where it’s at
Are you ready to go
I think i love you so much!
Yes Will,
And I am only a part virgin.