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Winner vs. Loser: Lindsay Lohan and Madonna

by celebuzz on Jul. 5, 2008 08:13 AM / 2 Comments
Winner vs. Loser: Lindsay Lohan and Madonna
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At this time last year, Lindsay Lohan seemed happy hated being sober after her first DUI arrest and stint in rehab, and quickly relapsed beyond booze with a wild car chase and a case of mysteriously traded pants. One short year later, she's on Cloud 9 and her future looks bright. Take a look at this week in the life of Lilo:

  • Thankfully she's not pregnant—but is arriving on time and working hard on her new film Labor Pains.
  • She has voice mail; so she doesn't have to answer to this.
  • No man has ever made her look as happy as GF/BFF Samantha Ronson does.
  • Linds celebrated the big 2-2 on Wednesday with Red Bull, close friends and family at Teddy's at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel. Sam even had the night off! 
On the crummy side of the coin, things were looking up for Madonna in NYC last month, with the sweet release of Hard Candy and a hot new single with Mr. Timberlake himself. But dookie has hit her gym fan, with divorce rumors flying left and right. This has been, by far, the most tumultuous week for the material girl and hubbie Guy Ritchie to date:
  • It's never a good sign when your husband ditches the Kabbalah and wedding ring in the same seven days.
  • This week might not be the time to sport a NY Yankee's jersey, since word is that Madonna might be scoring with Alex Rodriguez. 
  • Finally, Madge, if you're going to stage a dinner with Guy, you might as well wear the rings and force a smile. You're not fooling anyone!
Quotables /
“Lindsay Lohan has been celebrating turning the ripe old age of 22 in style. Splash spied the actress as she shopped with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson on a sunny afternoon yesterday. The duo had been hunting for diamonds at Cartier in Beverly Hills. Ooh la la.”
Splash News Online
“LiLo celebrated the big 2-2 yesterday with her bestest (girl)friend Samantha Ronson. The pair were spotted leaving La Scala restaurant together as well as making a stop at XIV Karat jewelery store. Of course it wouldn't be a LiLo b-day with out a party, she gathered her friends at Teddy's inside the Roosevelt Hotel where she spent the night sipping away on Red Bull...supposedly Lindz and Sam even shared a kiss! A sober, lesbian birthday, my have things changed for Lindsay Lohan.”
“Yeah, that happened like 10 years ago, I know - I'm talking about sports, people, not teenage hook-ups.  What are you in, eight grade or something?  Lindsay Lohan was on the movie set of Labor Pains for like the 10th day in a row (or does it just feel that…”
Pacific Coast News
“OK! magazine says today that Lindsay Lohan has just discovered she has a 13-year-old sister, born when her father Michael was still married to her mother Dina but having a relationship with another woman.”
“Word broke that Michael Lohan may have an illegitimate love child floating about. Ashley Kaufmann (above) might be the 13-year-old half-sister of Lindsay Lohan. Ashley's mother Kristi talked to OK! Magazine about the circumstances revolving around Ashley and her apparent Lohan ties. Obviously, this Kristi woman is a terrible parent because, if I were her, I'd just tell Ashley she was adopted.”
The Superficial
“Michael Lohan is reportedly trying to pimp his love child story to a celebrity magazine to help him pay for child-support payments if it turns out that he really is Ashley Kaufmann's father. Apparently he approached OK! and People to see if either magazine is interested in his "exclusive" story.”
Gabby Babble
“Poor little girl. Thrust into the hellish netherworld of having loudmouthed attention freak Michael Lohan as your dad and that freckled mess Lindsay Lohan as big sis. Plus, you know that if she is his daughter, he's totally going to go for broke and sign her to a reality show with his retarded ass.”
Socialite Life
“Two days ago there were breathless reports that New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and Madonna were spending more and more time together, leading many to wonder if they were having affairs. Then yesterday a few dubious sites claimed that Alex’s wife Cynthia was also on the prowl, and she had hooked up with Lenny Kravitz.”
“The latest we hear is that Madonna and Guy Ritchie could be on the mend! The two were spotted walking and holding hands after dinner last night in New York. Guy was said to have been carrying her over-sized Louis Vuitton bag—a sure sign Guy is out of the dog house, wouldn't you say?”
“Madonna and her director husband Guy Ritchie put on a show of unity last night as they stepped out together in New York. The couple shrugged off rumors linking Madonna to New York Yankee star Alex Rodriguez as they walked hand in hand on a night out.”
Splash News Online
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