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Winner vs. Loser: Pete and Ashlee and A. Rod

by Meriah Doty on Jul. 11, 2008 02:47 PM / 2 Comments
Winner vs. Loser: Pete and Ashlee and A. Rod
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In the past, the Simpson family has had more than their share of heartbreak and embarrassment, but Ashlee Simpson has proved that bad luck runs out eventually. Since the super short engagement, fairy-tale marriage, and pregnancy announcement, her and hubby Pete Wentz have been making everyone sick with confusion jealousy. Lucky for them, there’s nothing but happiness to report on the home front:

  • Ashlee’s at peace with her bulging belly and looking more fashionable than ever.
  • It's rumored to be a fall out boy, hopefully with his daddy’s eyes.
  • Pete is getting plenty of multi-tasking practice: jetting to Vegas and perfecting his technique in a matter of days!
  • And to prove himself even more, he talks to his kid every night. Poor Jessica.

Alex Rodriguez seemingly had it all. The many-million dollar contract, gorgeous wife, and...Madonna? In the past week, his life has been hit harder than a cracked baseball bat, and it might take quite some time to remove the splinters:

  • As Celebuzz pointed out last week, Madonna and A-Rod, are, like, together???
  • Soon to be ex-wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, blew some revenge cash and probably got some booty in the same trip!
  • "She's my f***ing soulmate, dude." Aww, A-Rod's in L-O-V-E! Too bad she's writing a much different tale.
Quotables /
“t doesn't seem like enough of A-Rod's friends can come out of the woodwork and profess how deeply he loved Madonna. One buddy recalls having dinner with the New York Yankee who kept texting someone and laughing like a schoolboy.”
The Superficial
“When Cynthia Rodriguez learned that her husband Alex was having an affair with Madonna, she ran up a $100k bill on his credit card. Considering the fact that A-Rod makes more than $27 million a year, this story sounds completely petty . . . as in these two probably keep $100,000 lying around in petty cash.”
Celebslam
“Pete Wentz revealed to People magazine that he frequently talks to his unborn baby through wife Ashlee Simpson's womb. He told the magazine, "The Expectant Father tells you that the woman, when she speaks, the baby hears her all the time. And the father's voice isn't familiar unless you talk to it, so I talk to it all the time."”
Socialite Life
“Ashlee Simpson rocks another headband as she and Pete Wentz visit a friends home in Hollywood Hills on Thursday.”
Just Jared
“Pete Wentz gives an eye-opening interview in next month’s Out magazine . . . and by “eye-opening” I mean “holy crap he’s gay.””
Celebslam
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