J-Lo? More like J-NOOOOOOooo!

(I giggled while typing this comment.)

Someone stole her boobs. I blame that fat chick from Precious.

I like the lesbian Julius Caesar haircut. Hawt.

Oh, hey Grimace. How you doing?

Umm, forget Kathryn Bigelow… what the f*ck is going on with the pink-haired Hindu woman in the background?

Why is she shopping off the rack at JC Penny’s?

[quote=noah]Oh, hey Grimace. How you doing?[/quote]

woulda been funnier if it had a red wig

hahaha

it’s completely ridiculous

I like it

[quote=noah]Someone stole her boobs. I blame that fat chick from Precious.[/quote]
your sooooooooo f*cking annoying

horrible. She looks shorter

hahahahaha lol

[quote=gabby]your sooooooooo f*cking annoying[/quote]
That’s a lot of O’s. You’re silly.

[quote=noah]Oh, hey Grimace. How you doing?[/quote]
LOL!!!!! I was actually thinking she reminds me of Vicki Lawrence, but I think your comparison is more accurate!

looks like she had an unfortunate collision with a homecoming parade float….

[quote=lin]horrible. She looks shorter[/quote]
you’re right, she has no idea how to dress her age or her frame!

Actually I think Sarah-Jessica Parker looked like she was wearing a designer patato bag!!!! Not flattering at all, made her look very skinny, curveless and it seemed as though the ribbon covering her colarbone was choking her. Plus the silvery ornament did not help any….just an odd looking dress !!!! She should always wear dresses that don’t accentuate her bones but flatters her curves!

[quote=kelly0eminemfan]woulda been funnier if it had a red wig[/quote]
Ask, and ye shall receive!

NERD!

[quote=noah]Umm, forget Kathryn Bigelow… what the f*ck is going on with the pink-haired Hindu woman in the background?[/quote]
HAAAAA!!! I think she was one of the Spice Girls that didn’t make the cut–Curry Spice!!!

I have the sudden urge to eat some bacon.

Tetris….

Pff, he looks awesome. Quit drinking Haterade.

I love you Noah

She’s about 10 days early for her special day…

very confusing. and all that black lace. WTF!!!

Does she have the twins in there? Or maybe whatsis-name?

Although Virginia Madsenit isnnot wearing the best dress at least it looks feminin and much better than S-J. Parker who’s in the “best dressed” category. Personnaly I would have lost the chiffon that covers the bustier and perhaps replace it with a chiffon scarf over her shoulders.

this dress looks kinda cheap to be worn at the event, no?

Some of these dresses were hideous. What were their stylists thinking?!

Agree with all but JLo. I really loved her dress – it got my best dressed pick in fact (with Sandra Bullock a VERY close second).

Why does this girl never find a dress that fits…she’s is always falling out all over. Even J-Lo learned to have better taste at the Oscars since her cut to the navel dress. Can’t MC hire a stylist?

WOOPS! SORRY! it should read”Although Virginia Madsen is not …”

I love this dress! My favorite of the night.

OMG what IS that on the bodice? Looked really really bad on camera too when she was presenting!

Would have liked this one without the bands of black and that center part of the skirt. Would have been pretty just all pleated from the waist.

I would have liked this if it didn’t rise up in the front. Should have just gone all the way to the floor.

What is that cardboard thing on her waist? Looks like a toga party costume.

It’s.. okay. Not the most flattering.

The dress looked better on stage then it does here – but I really don’t like her hair.

I agree. Doesn’t look like it fits her at all and I hate the slit.

This dress is flattering for her – I like it.

This one is okay – though it looks like something is splashed all over the skirt. The rest is okay.

The texture is … weird. Would have been pretty as a solid color.

Without the crazy beading and the slit, it would have been sort of pretty.

She has cupcake t*ts.

I kinda like this…but it seems a little wrinkly and messy.

This one is okay – nothing special and a bit too dark of a shade of blue I think.

no offense, but she look cute. I mean compare to outfit she wore before, this one is consider ok