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You Mean Paula Abdul Can't Sing?

by Celebuzz on Aug. 4, 2008 06:30 PM / 2 Comments

When it comes to singing live, wacky psychic Paula Abdul hasn't exactly been straight up with The Today Show, says Page Six.

The loopy American Idol judge was set to perform her flop single "Dance Like There's no Tomorrow" on the morning program in early April. She rescheduled for late August.

Now she's canceled altogether, citing commitments to Idol.

"Please. She can't perform live," a source tells the news column. "Her voice on the single is so electronicized you don't know what she really sounds like anymore."

The song didn't take off after Paula's pre-taped lip-synch performance at February's Super Bowl. It isn't about to suddenly sell six months later.

Stick to finding a man, Paula. Leave the singing to today's younger, more cutthroat divas.

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“For those of you that had “gynecologist’s office” in the Paula Abdul Breakdown Bingo game we’ve been playing for the last year, congratulations. Lemme check my board . . . dammit! C’mon Paula, I just need you to break down inside a 7-11 and I’ll score a Bingo and win!”

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Supernetuser 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Paula Abdul's time is over.
melgal 1 yr 3 mos ago
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why cant u guys just leave this woman alone!
she hasn't done anything bad and yet its like everywhere i turn ppl are bashin her!
just give the woman a break, if u keep bashin her maybe THAT'S when she'll lose it! (like britney)