You’re Totally Gonna Marry This Robert Pattinson Pillow
Feb 16, 2010 at 4:20pm
What would you give to snuggle up to Robert Pattinson every night? If the answer is $35 bucks, then we’ve got something for ya!
Behold the RPattz Manllow, being touted as “half man, half pillow.” And, um, completely ridiculous. The site goes on to explain,
“For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one”
Unfortunately, you’ll have to wait your turn, ladies and gents— the Cullen doll is currently sold out as of yesterday. Wow, that’s not creepy at all….
Ok i love Robbut common thats kinda creepy!
Since I’m not a fan of racist alcoholics, I’m going to opt out of the Robert Pattinson pillow in favor of this Taylor Lautner ab-pillow that I just photoshopped.
Someone please make this (I’m looking at you, China). Thank you.
they have to stop doing this kind of stuff.. this is sick;
Noah, you’re an idiot. LOL at the manlow.
OMG, I f*ckin’ LOOOOOOOVE Rob, but I would never get thath!!! Come on, that’s creepy!!!
love the Rob Pattinson pillow but i love the real brilliant honest funny Rob in interviews !!!!
and i find it hilarious that there are still ppl who did not comprehend his Details interview. it was all said in joke and sarcasm ppl! lighten up !! Rob must be totally amused w/ all this attention he’s getting.
Creep factor!! who comes up with this stuff?!
Noah, give up the ridiculous comments like racist alcoholics. Do you even know the meaning of racist ? Please be adult enough to know what was really said in the article rather than twist the words to the point of being an idiotic ***hole. Robert Pattinson did not say anything racial or whatever. Go read the ENTIRE article and you might even enjoy the wit of this amazing dynamic young man.
haha this is reaching a whole new level of creepiness. that doesnt even look like rob BTW.
[quote=lorraine]Noah, give up the ridiculous comments like racist alcoholics. Do you even know the meaning of racist ? [/quote]
Um, Lorraine, it would seem you are misinformed about Robert Pattinson actually being a racist.
1) He refuses to get tan because he doesn’t want to have dark skin. 2) He hates Blade, the black vampire killer… not because he kills vampires, but because he’s black.
Look, I don’t make up this stuff. I only report FACTS. I’m sorry if the news of RPuttz’s racism comes to you as a shock, but that’s just the cold, hard reality of life.
OMG, that pillow doesn’t even look like Robert. It looks like Shane West.
* I want a Taylor Lautner Abs Pillow!!*
What’s with the creepy? It’s not crespy. This kind of crap os just lame and proof that they try to push anything, no matter how bad, onto fans. Geeeez and I bet there will still be idiots buying it. Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh!
i love robert pattinson to death he’s hot but this is way to creepy for me
HELL NO, I’m not ‘totally gonna marry this Robert Pattinson pillow’. But, HELL YEAH I’m totally gonna marry Robert Pattinson himself, he just doesn’t know yet… & BTW, my FIANCÉE doesn’t look like that alien pillow.
this is really PATHETIC….
I love rob but not that pathetic to buy this things..
this freaking me out
that pillow looks totally freaky i mean it looks nothing like him but that taylor abs pillow looks hillarious lol! i want one…
[quote=noah]Since I’m not a fan of racist alcoholics, I’m going to opt out of the Robert Pattinson pillow in favor of this Taylor Lautner ab-pillow that I just photoshopped. Someone please make this (I’m looking at you, China). Thank you.[/quote]
i was just wonfering why fo you call rpatzz racist all the time?,,…..has he said a racist commentor wtf?
BTW why you call rob RACIST and who starts this stupid nonsense?.. this is so not funny
[quote=noah]Since I’m not a fan of racist alcoholics, I’m going to opt out of the Robert Pattinson pillow in favor of this Taylor Lautner ab-pillow that I just photoshopped.
Someone please make this (I’m looking at you, China). Thank you.[/quote]
Laughing my ass off! That is so funny.
[quote=noah]Since I’m not a fan of racist alcoholics, I’m going to opt out of the Robert Pattinson pillow in favor of this Taylor Lautner ab-pillow that I just photoshopped.
Someone please make this (I’m looking at you, China). Thank you.[/quote]
W-o-w…racist? haha….alcoholic? HAHAHA! too funny. Dude, let it go….you know he’s not..well, he might drink like to drink but so do alot of people my age. I’d hardly call him being an alcoholic. You obviously haven’t met any real alcoholics. lol
that’s weird.
I wonder what his fiance thinks of this horrid Rob pillow? She sooo lucky to be able to sleep with the real thing. I wish I could be Jassie Jae Pattinson
[quote=noah]Um, Lorraine, it would seem you are misinformed about Robert Pattinson actually being a racist. 1) He refuses to get tan because he doesn’t want to have dark skin. 2) He hates Blade, the black vampire killer… not because he kills vampires, but because he’s black. Look, I don’t make up this stuff. I only report FACTS. I’m sorry if the news of RPuttz’s racism comes to you as a shock, but that’s just the cold, hard reality of life.[/quote]
Noah’s right. Have you ever seen a picture of him in which he’s not drunk? I haven’t.
That pillow is the spitting image of RPattz, he even looks drunk so you can’t say they didn’t do a good job!
[quote=lorraine]Noah, give up the ridiculous comments like racist alcoholics. Do you even know the meaning of racist ? Please be adult enough to know what was really said in the article rather than twist the words to the point of being an idiotic ***hole. Robert Pattinson did not say anything racial or whatever. Go read the ENTIRE article and you might even enjoy the wit of this amazing dynamic young man.[/quote
hmm..i am not american AND ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE ,but i see nowadays white americans cannot say anything without being seen as racists…especially as (mega)stars…poor rob is mockened and insulted on many websites(like utube ) on this mistake byâ€Âafroamericansâ€Âand white ppl don t even dare to respond in his defence…love him even he is racist:)
and btw….white ppl of america …waaaaaaake up ! u are insulted day by day these black ppl and don t have the right to answer back!wtf?!?!?!?!?
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