You're Totally Gonna Marry This Robert Pattinson Pillow

You're Totally Gonna Marry This Robert Pattinson Pillow-photo

What would you give to snuggle up to Robert Pattinson every night? If the answer is $35 bucks, then we've got something for ya!

Behold the RPattz Manllow, being touted as "half man, half pillow." And, um, completely ridiculous. The site goes on to explain,

"For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one"

Unfortunately, you'll have to wait your turn, ladies and gents— the Cullen doll is currently sold out as of yesterday. Wow, that's not creepy at all....

 

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  • Kasey Kerzman
    Kasey Kerzman

    Not making me rich but http://407writing.com pays weekly

  • WHITEY
    WHITEY

    Noah, give up the ridiculous comments like racist alcoholics. Do you even know the meaning of racist ? Please be adult enough to know what was really said in the article rather than twist the words to the point of being an idiotic ***hole. Robert Pattinson did not say anything racial or whatever. Go read the ENTIRE article and you might even enjoy the wit of this amazing dynamic young man.[/quote hmm..i am not american AND ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE ,but i see nowadays white americans cannot say anything without being seen as racists…especially as (mega)stars…poor rob is mockened and insulted on many websites(like utube ) on this mistake by”afroamericans”and white ppl don t even dare to respond in his defence…love him even he is racist:) and btw….white ppl of america …waaaaaaake up ! u are insulted day by day these black ppl and don t have the right to answer back!wtf?!?!?!?!?

  • sophie1986
    sophie1986

    Um, Lorraine, it would seem you are misinformed about Robert Pattinson actually being a racist. 1) He refuses to get tan because he doesn't want to have dark skin. 2) He hates Blade, the black vampire killer... not because he kills vampires, but because he's black. Look, I don't make up this stuff. I only report FACTS. I'm sorry if the news of RPuttz's racism comes to you as a shock, but that's just the cold, hard reality of life. Noah's right. Have you ever seen a picture of him in which he's not drunk? I haven't. That pillow is the spitting image of RPattz, he even looks drunk so you can't say they didn't do a good job!

  • Lizzy
    Lizzy

    I wonder what his fiance thinks of this horrid Rob pillow? She sooo lucky to be able to sleep with the real thing. I wish I could be Jassie Jae Pattinson

  • liz89
    liz89

    that's weird.

  • steph
    steph

    Since I'm not a fan of racist alcoholics, I'm going to opt out of the Robert Pattinson pillow in favor of this Taylor Lautner ab-pillow that I just photoshopped. Someone please make this (I'm looking at you, China). Thank you. W-o-w...racist? haha....alcoholic? HAHAHA! too funny. Dude, let it go....you know he's not..well, he might drink like to drink but so do alot of people my age. I'd hardly call him being an alcoholic. You obviously haven't met any real alcoholics. lol

  • LH
    LH

    Since I'm not a fan of racist alcoholics, I'm going to opt out of the Robert Pattinson pillow in favor of this Taylor Lautner ab-pillow that I just photoshopped. Someone please make this (I'm looking at you, China). Thank you. Laughing my ass off! That is so funny.

  • lully
    lully

    BTW why you call rob RACIST and who starts this stupid nonsense?.. this is so not funny

  • 963852741
    963852741

    Since I'm not a fan of racist alcoholics, I'm going to opt out of the Robert Pattinson pillow in favor of this Taylor Lautner ab-pillow that I just photoshopped. Someone please make this (I'm looking at you, China). Thank you. i was just wonfering why fo you call rpatzz racist all the time?,,.....has he said a racist commentor wtf?

  • purple roses
    purple roses

    that pillow looks totally freaky i mean it looks nothing like him but that taylor abs pillow looks hillarious lol! i want one...

  • lully
    lully

    this is really PATHETIC.... I love rob but not that pathetic to buy this things.. this freaking me out

  • F.
    F.

    HELL NO, I'm not 'totally gonna marry this Robert Pattinson pillow'. But, HELL YEAH I'm totally gonna marry Robert Pattinson himself, he just doesn't know yet... & BTW, my FIANCÉE doesn't look like that alien pillow.

  • kelly
    kelly

    i love robert pattinson to death he's hot but this is way to creepy for me

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    What's with the creepy? It's not crespy. This kind of crap os just lame and proof that they try to push anything, no matter how bad, onto fans. Geeeez and I bet there will still be idiots buying it. Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * I want a Taylor Lautner Abs Pillow!!*

  • Jennifer
    Jennifer

    OMG, that pillow doesn't even look like Robert. It looks like Shane West.

  • noah
    noah

    Noah, give up the ridiculous comments like racist alcoholics. Do you even know the meaning of racist ? Um, Lorraine, it would seem you are misinformed about Robert Pattinson actually being a racist. 1) He refuses to get tan because he doesn't want to have dark skin. 2) He hates Blade, the black vampire killer... not because he kills vampires, but because he's black. Look, I don't make up this stuff. I only report FACTS. I'm sorry if the news of RPuttz's racism comes to you as a shock, but that's just the cold, hard reality of life.

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    haha this is reaching a whole new level of creepiness. that doesnt even look like rob BTW.

  • lorraine
    lorraine

    Noah, give up the ridiculous comments like racist alcoholics. Do you even know the meaning of racist ? Please be adult enough to know what was really said in the article rather than twist the words to the point of being an idiotic ***hole. Robert Pattinson did not say anything racial or whatever. Go read the ENTIRE article and you might even enjoy the wit of this amazing dynamic young man.

  • Staceyeve
    Staceyeve

    Creep factor!! who comes up with this stuff?!

  • vivi
    vivi

    love the Rob Pattinson pillow but i love the real brilliant honest funny Rob in interviews !!!! and i find it hilarious that there are still ppl who did not comprehend his Details interview. it was all said in joke and sarcasm ppl! lighten up !! Rob must be totally amused w/ all this attention he's getting.

  • evita1500
    evita1500

    OMG, I f*ckin' LOOOOOOOVE Rob, but I would never get thath!!! Come on, that's creepy!!!

  • chris
    chris

    Noah, you're an idiot. LOL at the manlow.

  • Guest
    Guest

    they have to stop doing this kind of stuff.. this is sick;

  • noah
    noah

    Since I'm not a fan of racist alcoholics, I'm going to opt out of the Robert Pattinson pillow in favor of this Taylor Lautner ab-pillow that I just photoshopped. Someone please make this (I'm looking at you, China). Thank you.

  • meganleigh
    meganleigh

    Ok i love Robbut common thats kinda creepy!