If Zac Efron is trying to run away from his teen idol image, this recent photo shoot from L.A.’s Smashbox studios won’t help.

The sulky pout, the smoldering gaze, the artfully arranged flip of hair over Zac’s forehead—teen girls find this kind of thing irresistible. As does a certain breed of somewhat older male.

But hands off, predators! Someone with a sharp eye for quality nabbed the Hairspray heartthrob first.

And nobody wants to risk the wrath of Vanessa Hudgens.

Look at Ashley Tisdale. She’s taken to wearing a disguise in public to try and avoid the Hudgey Bear’s revenge.